domo_kun

Have you ever been a day behind everyone else? One of my friends called me up and was like, "Dude, are you going bowling tonight?" I was like, "Holy shit! It's Thursday?"

So, I took an inventory of my week, to figure out why I lost a day. I'll start with New Year's Eve.

New Year's Eve and New Year's Day

I went to a...
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One of my close friends is a total cock block... I fucking wanted to kill him last night, I picked up this stripper named Megan at a party hosted by the local nightclub. Megan and I were dancing with each other, holding hands, or otherwise touching each other all night. It was obvious thatwe were into each other. Megans friends left, after I told them...
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I went to a couple of parties on Friday. First, I went to my friend Will's going away party at Der Rathskeller. I had a Bailey's and a salad, because I only had $20. I had $5 left, so I got gas, and headed to Elixur, which is the largest nightclub in Rockford. It was dead when I got there. Will showed u soon afterward,...
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Ugh... I feel shitty. And I don't mean sick.

I hate failure. I hate it with a passion. Every time I fail I tend to dwell on it and get depressed. Well, I've made a collosal failure.

I'm the travel committee chairman on my college's student government. We formed our committees in the middle of October and I tried to get the two girls on...
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I'm back, bitches! I finally got enough money for a year's subscription, and then remembered that I could get it at a reduced price ($29), so I did what any SG-loving person would do: I spent the remainder of the money I had saved on the SG DVD.

A lot has happened since I was away. Let me give the Reader's Digest condensed version:

I...
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Lotsa stuff has happened since my last update...

First of all, Susie went to Southern Illinois, but she got back on 24 July. I called her when she got back to hang out, but she said she needed to sleep, as the trip was taxing on her. I tried sending her a couple of messages through MySpace, but she didn't respond. I then tried calling...
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My Life, the Soap Opera

So, since my last update I have spent more time with Susie and have had even more fun. We went to Chicago together to see a play, and we ended up spending all day there. We spent my birthday with each other at her house (nothing happened). We aren't a couple yet, which is fine by me, because she's burnt...
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So, I took Susie to Madison on Friday...

We walked around State Street for bit, walking to the Memorial Union, on the UW campus, and then all the way down State Street and to the other side of the capitol building to the Majestic on King Street. We were talking about all sorts of things, joking around, and just having fun. The Majestic sucked royally,...
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So, the House approved an amendment to the Constitution to ban flag "desecration"... Who wants to road trip to DC? We can get American flags and megaphones, stand in front of the Capitol, and read Texas v. Johnson through the megaphones while we burn the flags. Or, instead of reading Texas v. Johnson, we can read teh transcripts from the Futurama episode, "A Taste...
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I really suck at updating. I've been super busy...

So, let's start out with Memorial Day Weekend. The part I went to on that Saturday was busted up by the 50s, so we went to Steak and Shake, debated going about an hour out of town to where they had relocated, or going to someone's house, and we all decided to go home.

The following...
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So, I went to a foam party tonight. It was fun, and I got a bit drunk. It was loads of fun. The only problem was that the cops showed up an hour or so after the part started and broke it up. Some neighbours with no life decided to complain about us. It's fucking Memorial Day weekend, for Christ's sake! You're supposed to party...
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