well fuck me, i'm an ass and i should be shot.
*punches self in the face*
mmmmm...... flamin' hot cheetos are yummy. they stain your fingers for like 3 days, though. which is kinda gross if you think about it. that's alot of artificial color. that can't be good for you. oh! because i'm so health concious! i chain smoke and drink about two gallons of vodka a week and i'm worried about some red 40 food coloring.
hey so you like how i oh so sneakily changed the subject from why i'm an ass? smooooth...
ha! whatever. you still like me
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you guys are funny and take me way too literally. i don't really want you to fuck me or shoot me and i didn't really punch myself in the face. i'm an ass 'cause i got girlie's # and am too frickin shy to call her. jeez!!!
*punches self in the face*
mmmmm...... flamin' hot cheetos are yummy. they stain your fingers for like 3 days, though. which is kinda gross if you think about it. that's alot of artificial color. that can't be good for you. oh! because i'm so health concious! i chain smoke and drink about two gallons of vodka a week and i'm worried about some red 40 food coloring.
hey so you like how i oh so sneakily changed the subject from why i'm an ass? smooooth...
ha! whatever. you still like me
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you guys are funny and take me way too literally. i don't really want you to fuck me or shoot me and i didn't really punch myself in the face. i'm an ass 'cause i got girlie's # and am too frickin shy to call her. jeez!!!
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juxlii:
you ass!!
suicidesmitty:
YES! thoroughly.