doloreshaze

OK. my lip is fine. calm down people. it wasnt that great.
But yeah, i just got back from montaulk and now i have to unpack and catch up on all the naked ladies.

PS- I had a sex dream about Bob Saget, does this make me a bad person?

PSS- once you get past the Danny Tanner thing, its really sort of kinky.

Last night me and four friends finished a bottle of whiskey and made somores. I took the somores up a notch and started roasting peeps.(dont ask why i still have peeps) I didnt realise that when they melt, the sugar gets super hot when its caremilsing, and i burned my lip pretty bad. Didnt even really feel it until i went to the bathroom and...
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i spent part of last night switching between watching porn on my computer and full house.
Enough said about me.

Tonight i saw the Slackers at Metasin. Was fun. Heather and Rose took me to hooters for dinner. thats funny cause i have no tits.

But yeah. Yesterday i was walking around, checking out tattoo parlors in the west village after class and asking a few questions. I had mentioned i was planning on getting my apreniceship soon and theyre like "... we can teach...
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I got my tattooing aprenticeship today!!! wooooooooohoooooooooooooo

Expect more updates on that later. right now i must fall into my little coma of happyness and pass out.

MONKEY

so whos gonna be at the bourleque show in ny?

Nothin much going on.
Saw Wicked last night. The show was fucking amazing. Everyone go see it or ill cut off your happy places.
We bought out an entire row.
Right now im watching the Mothman Profocies and trying to figure out how im gonna fit in all the classes im taking this summer.
But i will however be in the city at least 4...
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Im sick. At first i thought it was just my killer allergies, but i doubt that now.

pre-me-getting-ebola ive been spending all my time in the city, which i cant complain about. Shows, hanging out and chain smoking.
This photograhper (suposidly well known) took numurous pictures of me, Tal, Annabel, Heather and a few other girls friday night at CBGBS for the new River City...
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bah, im pissed. i had a tattoo convention i was really excieted to go to, but nope, got home to late from montaulk. stupid fucking long island takes entirely to long to drive across.

Ive been burying myself in books lately, i feel like a hermit. I think i need a good night of underage drinking and promiscous sex. becuase you know folks, thats what...
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sorry ive been so dead latley. I really have no excuse. im just a lazy fuck.

i come back and it seems like sg had a bit of a makeover. i dont like change. oh well.

right now im procrastinating doing my mohawk so i can get my shit together and go to the knitting factory for World/Inferno. Instead, im looking out my window at...
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