Sunday Feb 15, 2004

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Dear weather gods,

Please make it stop being so fucking cold in New York so i can have sex outside again, and smoke on my front steps without dieing.


Sincererly,
Dolores
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stenchblossom:
my coat pockets contain the perfect insulation for a roast beef sandwich, keeping it warm, yet allowing it to cool just enough that the fat becomes thick and delicious. you say keep roy rodgers out of my pockets, i say never. if you wish to further discuss the pros and cons of pocket roast beef storage, you're welcome to stop by my apartment.

[Edited on Feb 17, 2004 12:20PM]
midknight:
outside?
whoa eeek

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