I need to find someone who wants to do it to Prince songs. I should only do it to prince songs from now on. And when I become a stripper. That's all I'm dancing to. BTW, I'm drinking by myself tonight so anyone that wants a bad lap dance come on over!
I also need more friends to hang out with. So...be my friend damn it!
Dear Gilda Radner,
You're so funny you make me pee my pants. People make me do impressions of you, doing impressions of other people. But I don't make people pee their pants when I do it. So I've moved on to Stuart on mad tv. But I still think you're the best. We are the same person.
Love, Jennaxoxo
P.S. You can't read this cause you're not actually alive. But hey...technicalities...
I also need more friends to hang out with. So...be my friend damn it!
Dear Gilda Radner,
You're so funny you make me pee my pants. People make me do impressions of you, doing impressions of other people. But I don't make people pee their pants when I do it. So I've moved on to Stuart on mad tv. But I still think you're the best. We are the same person.
Love, Jennaxoxo
P.S. You can't read this cause you're not actually alive. But hey...technicalities...
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so I found a $300 Golf, a $200 Jetta, and a $450 Jetta GLi (all A2). I kind of want the golf, as a hatch would be nice for moving my shit.
I have a lot of shit.