SUMMER SOLSTICE!!!!!!!! @ STONEHENGE..........
Oh my good god.....where to start.....I guess right at the beggining....
right....
So the night before, we all had drinkies on the boat...boat fun.nice people..with MEAD.....and everything....I got squiffylefied.....and passed out there....so woke up to the wondering who was swaying, me or the boat....
yeah yeah so we will set off at 2...........
er ......hours later after much procrastinating we leave...
and stop at Mcdonalds.......
then morrisons for mead......
er....then I have to go home cos one of my snakebite labret thingies fell out....
So....WE LEAVE....
in the amazing mini that makes your ears bleed on a motorway...
we stop at a service station and Aaaron kindly flahes my boob at a poor asian guy sat in his car....thanks...
and we actaully make good time....3 hour ansd nearly there... bout 6 km out from stonehenge we stop at another services...
oh dear god...stabby stabby unhappy in my job mop man, was mopping behind his counter...ignoring customers....completely....just hoping we would all go away.....for ages....
he loves his work...
after finally getting served we continue to hit....
TRAFFIC.....not traffic but TRAFFIC.....
5km out from Stonehenge...........
and we crawl....we stop....people get out...people take photos....people walk to nearest shop n back to find there cars exactly where they left there nate driving them....
then we get hit from behind.....lmao....by the people in the rear car, who's handbrake slipped.....a crash at precisiely one mile an hour.....the horror...the laughs....
THEN .....Rupert dies.....his battery gives out....we are about 2 miles away.....we push into the closed lane (they only have one open to direct all us hippies.... and we sit...and laugh...and want to cry.... then hippies help us give him a jump start and we are OFF...
to another stand still.....
finally .....7 hours after leaving Derby we are there....in a car park....
with A LOT of other people.....and its after 2am...........
Aaron drinks mead to play catch up whilst I make a call to the most filled porta loo I have ever seen.....mmmm nice...
and we wander in.....
and find the Stones....which are truly awesome....
and its the one night you can go in....and touch them.....
so we do.....
we meet two random lads in the crowd who drag us through.....
many many people...so criwded.....but YEY....I amd touching stonehenge, and i BELIEVE IT LIKES IT.........
there are drums, there are drunk people, people so mashed they cant even gurn properly, people drssed in flowers, as a horse....you can imagine...but there are also people that look like my mum n dad, with flasks o tea....
then sunrise happens, but its cloudy so no one notices....just carries on heaving and dancing and gurning, and pushing....its great....
Then the crowd thins....and we meet Maggie....a just about to turn sixty year old women, from NZ who has 'two degrees in bugger all and a masters in fuck all'...she is ace, she calls us red hair n blue hat....I want to take her home....
we wonder off....and meet a beardie man...beards seeming to fascinate us all (yes Ian).....and he is nice so we take his photo....
then we meet beardy guy two....who is eqaully awesome and turns out to be a photographer and writer...called John....
we take his photo and he takes ours....
next comes Rab...the kazoo playing, ginger haired irishman...
whom we record playing his kazoo...and he drinks our mead.....he is cool....and plays Tool at us...via kazoo....
next comes braces n singer girl sat with twop blokes one of whom is playing a guiter...singer girl is awesome, and creates songs out of shouted coments, like oh do one about a ginger monkey, whom all the other monkeys pcik on! Braces on the other hand cant sing for toffee but still does a wonderful version of red hair n blue hat...which seems to be our theme....a nice guy called Leo who is russian joins us for a bit, taking photos of us, and not understanding everything we say but offers us strange a drink...
then a gurning speeding his tits off guy joins us, bit towny and some how the converstation gets onto Aarons massive balls............. and this guy is giving him grief and asks him to get one out....
saying he thinks Aarons is talking shit....
so he does....just the one...
the guy does not talk to us again...just looks horrified and astounded....
Aaron looks like he made his point....
its ab out 8am and we decide to go get some kip before driving back...
so we stumble off, I gain sunglassed off an Irish boy who then takes them back, the indian giver....
we fall in a field...
we get back to the car, and its a bloody long walk....
and Aaron...
HAS LOST HIS BLOODY CAR KEYS!!!
Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
we trawl back again, retracing our steps no luck...
we trawl back to the car, call the aa who quote 300 for a locksmith...bugger....
Leo its turns out is parked by us....he feeds us bread and strange russian drinks...and sugar cubes....and water.....he is ace..
we go to sleep on the floor....
I am woken by Aarons phone, and I wake him saying it might be the locksmith...he shouts at me that its no....but does not actually wake up....I want to cry but instead go back to sleep....
and wake up to sunburn on one ankle...its hurts and one side o my face...
security are asking everyone to leave, the car park is getting empty........
locksmith rings n gets arsey cos he cant find us....
he finally turns up and yey we have a key and the lesser price o 195....
we set off......after a million police men have asked us to leave even tho they would see a locksmith working on the car (thick....?...oh yes)..
bye bye Stonehenge.........
we stop for the shittest cold lunch at a pretty pub on the river called the Mill in salisbury...
we are knackered....I cant stay awake....
so we fuck it all and book into a travel lodge for the afternoon.....and sleep....for hours......
we wake up, eat and fuck off home..........
finally...........
it was amazing, terrible, fantastic and shit...........
and I shall so do it again, but better planned............oh yes....
I loved it all...its an adventure right....
and Aaron...your aceness..... you giant nobber.....I had fun xxxxxxxx
Oh my good god.....where to start.....I guess right at the beggining....
right....
So the night before, we all had drinkies on the boat...boat fun.nice people..with MEAD.....and everything....I got squiffylefied.....and passed out there....so woke up to the wondering who was swaying, me or the boat....
yeah yeah so we will set off at 2...........
er ......hours later after much procrastinating we leave...
and stop at Mcdonalds.......
then morrisons for mead......
er....then I have to go home cos one of my snakebite labret thingies fell out....
So....WE LEAVE....
in the amazing mini that makes your ears bleed on a motorway...
we stop at a service station and Aaaron kindly flahes my boob at a poor asian guy sat in his car....thanks...
and we actaully make good time....3 hour ansd nearly there... bout 6 km out from stonehenge we stop at another services...
oh dear god...stabby stabby unhappy in my job mop man, was mopping behind his counter...ignoring customers....completely....just hoping we would all go away.....for ages....
he loves his work...
after finally getting served we continue to hit....
TRAFFIC.....not traffic but TRAFFIC.....
5km out from Stonehenge...........
and we crawl....we stop....people get out...people take photos....people walk to nearest shop n back to find there cars exactly where they left there nate driving them....
then we get hit from behind.....lmao....by the people in the rear car, who's handbrake slipped.....a crash at precisiely one mile an hour.....the horror...the laughs....
THEN .....Rupert dies.....his battery gives out....we are about 2 miles away.....we push into the closed lane (they only have one open to direct all us hippies.... and we sit...and laugh...and want to cry.... then hippies help us give him a jump start and we are OFF...
to another stand still.....
finally .....7 hours after leaving Derby we are there....in a car park....
with A LOT of other people.....and its after 2am...........
Aaron drinks mead to play catch up whilst I make a call to the most filled porta loo I have ever seen.....mmmm nice...
and we wander in.....
and find the Stones....which are truly awesome....
and its the one night you can go in....and touch them.....
so we do.....
we meet two random lads in the crowd who drag us through.....
many many people...so criwded.....but YEY....I amd touching stonehenge, and i BELIEVE IT LIKES IT.........
there are drums, there are drunk people, people so mashed they cant even gurn properly, people drssed in flowers, as a horse....you can imagine...but there are also people that look like my mum n dad, with flasks o tea....
then sunrise happens, but its cloudy so no one notices....just carries on heaving and dancing and gurning, and pushing....its great....
Then the crowd thins....and we meet Maggie....a just about to turn sixty year old women, from NZ who has 'two degrees in bugger all and a masters in fuck all'...she is ace, she calls us red hair n blue hat....I want to take her home....
we wonder off....and meet a beardie man...beards seeming to fascinate us all (yes Ian).....and he is nice so we take his photo....
then we meet beardy guy two....who is eqaully awesome and turns out to be a photographer and writer...called John....
we take his photo and he takes ours....
next comes Rab...the kazoo playing, ginger haired irishman...
whom we record playing his kazoo...and he drinks our mead.....he is cool....and plays Tool at us...via kazoo....
next comes braces n singer girl sat with twop blokes one of whom is playing a guiter...singer girl is awesome, and creates songs out of shouted coments, like oh do one about a ginger monkey, whom all the other monkeys pcik on! Braces on the other hand cant sing for toffee but still does a wonderful version of red hair n blue hat...which seems to be our theme....a nice guy called Leo who is russian joins us for a bit, taking photos of us, and not understanding everything we say but offers us strange a drink...
then a gurning speeding his tits off guy joins us, bit towny and some how the converstation gets onto Aarons massive balls............. and this guy is giving him grief and asks him to get one out....
saying he thinks Aarons is talking shit....
so he does....just the one...
the guy does not talk to us again...just looks horrified and astounded....
Aaron looks like he made his point....
its ab out 8am and we decide to go get some kip before driving back...
so we stumble off, I gain sunglassed off an Irish boy who then takes them back, the indian giver....
we fall in a field...
we get back to the car, and its a bloody long walk....
and Aaron...
HAS LOST HIS BLOODY CAR KEYS!!!
Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
we trawl back again, retracing our steps no luck...
we trawl back to the car, call the aa who quote 300 for a locksmith...bugger....
Leo its turns out is parked by us....he feeds us bread and strange russian drinks...and sugar cubes....and water.....he is ace..
we go to sleep on the floor....
I am woken by Aarons phone, and I wake him saying it might be the locksmith...he shouts at me that its no....but does not actually wake up....I want to cry but instead go back to sleep....
and wake up to sunburn on one ankle...its hurts and one side o my face...
security are asking everyone to leave, the car park is getting empty........
locksmith rings n gets arsey cos he cant find us....
he finally turns up and yey we have a key and the lesser price o 195....
we set off......after a million police men have asked us to leave even tho they would see a locksmith working on the car (thick....?...oh yes)..
bye bye Stonehenge.........
we stop for the shittest cold lunch at a pretty pub on the river called the Mill in salisbury...
we are knackered....I cant stay awake....
so we fuck it all and book into a travel lodge for the afternoon.....and sleep....for hours......
we wake up, eat and fuck off home..........
finally...........
it was amazing, terrible, fantastic and shit...........
and I shall so do it again, but better planned............oh yes....
I loved it all...its an adventure right....
and Aaron...your aceness..... you giant nobber.....I had fun xxxxxxxx
makavelli:
Hey DollFace. 
