So, a very special someone on my friends list posted a friends thread to the effect of "tell me a bit about yourself in a few lines or so..."
since i am long winded as fuck, and you all know this, a few lines was not sufficient for me. so, three posts later, this is what i have entered so far.
i think all she is really going to discover is that i am a neurotic mess and she will delete me straight away. at any rate, it was fun thinking up random things about myself to share. i still really want her to cut my hair.
here goes.. a load of stuff about me that you really wanted to know.
now, i will ask of you the same... random facts, tell me. about you. what makes you tick? things you detest? things you cannotllive without. i want to know.
*i say fuck. all of the time.
*i collect old religious recordings, mostly bluegrass, classic country or gospel. my favorites include "i saw the light" and "well meet again someday" by hank williams sr.,"how great thou art" by elvis presley ," just a closer walk with thee" by patsy cline.
*i am totally turned on by dave gahan (lead singer of depeche mode)
*one of my favorite things to do is get all sorts of catalogues, sit and pour through them with a nice pen and circle things that i would love to buy but never will. the most recent catalogue that i defaced was the new tiffany & co. that just came in the mail yesterday.
*i love burts' bees chap stick
*i have done voice over work and radio djing
*i simply love lemon aide.
*i love to drive
*my boyfriend tried to feed me spam and macaroni and cheese the other day. i found it utterly repulsive.
*i love the song wanted dead or alive by bon jovi
*i am in love with gwen stefani, however i HATE her new album.
*i was accepted to the academy of art at 16 for fashion design, only to move home 8 months later because i was wayyyy to young to live in the middle of the tenderloin in san fransisco by myself and i got scared of prostitutes humping and junkies shooting up in my doorway.
*one of my favorite artists is tamara de lempika, i have two tattoos of her paintings on my body.
*the last time i was tattooed was in january, at fun city in new york
*i am absolutely in love with the city i live in. seattle is wonderful
*i have cheated. but i know he was cheating too. he was living in a different city, we broke up soon after.
*i took ballet from the age of 3 till i was 20. i was in the civic ballet of san luis obispo.
*i wear a size 7 1/2 shoe
*i love my job, just not where i work.
*my animal is the humming bird. they seem to follow me everywhere.
*i have two kitties. brother and sister. they don't have names.
*i don't partake of any kind of drug, and that includes smoking the refer. but i balance it out by drinking like a fish.
*i am spanish irish/german.
*i hate mayonaise
*i secretly want to be a writer, but am too much of a wuss to take all of the critisism
*i can drink irish car bombs like there is no tomorrow (and i will, so please stop me after about 4)
*on that note jamisons, and bombay saphire will be the death of me
*i have a sister who's name is deven. she is 11 years older than i
*i cannot physically burp
*beleive it or not, i am, actually painfully shy.
i think that is enough for now.
since i am long winded as fuck, and you all know this, a few lines was not sufficient for me. so, three posts later, this is what i have entered so far.
i think all she is really going to discover is that i am a neurotic mess and she will delete me straight away. at any rate, it was fun thinking up random things about myself to share. i still really want her to cut my hair.
here goes.. a load of stuff about me that you really wanted to know.
now, i will ask of you the same... random facts, tell me. about you. what makes you tick? things you detest? things you cannotllive without. i want to know.
*i say fuck. all of the time.
*i collect old religious recordings, mostly bluegrass, classic country or gospel. my favorites include "i saw the light" and "well meet again someday" by hank williams sr.,"how great thou art" by elvis presley ," just a closer walk with thee" by patsy cline.
*i am totally turned on by dave gahan (lead singer of depeche mode)
*one of my favorite things to do is get all sorts of catalogues, sit and pour through them with a nice pen and circle things that i would love to buy but never will. the most recent catalogue that i defaced was the new tiffany & co. that just came in the mail yesterday.
*i love burts' bees chap stick
*i have done voice over work and radio djing
*i simply love lemon aide.
*i love to drive
*my boyfriend tried to feed me spam and macaroni and cheese the other day. i found it utterly repulsive.
*i love the song wanted dead or alive by bon jovi
*i am in love with gwen stefani, however i HATE her new album.
*i was accepted to the academy of art at 16 for fashion design, only to move home 8 months later because i was wayyyy to young to live in the middle of the tenderloin in san fransisco by myself and i got scared of prostitutes humping and junkies shooting up in my doorway.
*one of my favorite artists is tamara de lempika, i have two tattoos of her paintings on my body.
*the last time i was tattooed was in january, at fun city in new york
*i am absolutely in love with the city i live in. seattle is wonderful
*i have cheated. but i know he was cheating too. he was living in a different city, we broke up soon after.
*i took ballet from the age of 3 till i was 20. i was in the civic ballet of san luis obispo.
*i wear a size 7 1/2 shoe
*i love my job, just not where i work.
*my animal is the humming bird. they seem to follow me everywhere.
*i have two kitties. brother and sister. they don't have names.
*i don't partake of any kind of drug, and that includes smoking the refer. but i balance it out by drinking like a fish.
*i am spanish irish/german.
*i hate mayonaise
*i secretly want to be a writer, but am too much of a wuss to take all of the critisism
*i can drink irish car bombs like there is no tomorrow (and i will, so please stop me after about 4)
*on that note jamisons, and bombay saphire will be the death of me
*i have a sister who's name is deven. she is 11 years older than i
*i cannot physically burp
*beleive it or not, i am, actually painfully shy.
i think that is enough for now.
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I say 'balls' all the time, along with 'sweet holy tit wank'
I collect old prison songs, enjoying anything by Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard.
I have never smoked or taken the drugs, but drink to excess to a depressingly problemtic level.
I work at a literary magazine that is far too well known for me to name on this site.
I write a lot and get published a lot, but hate doing it and would rather not have to bother.
I hate writers. I hate poets more.
My family is Irish Catholic, my father is protestant. My parents divorced when I was three, I haven't seen him since.
Consequently, I was brought up a catholic but unable to take mass or make confession on account of me actually be protestant. God was not my god, but other people's god.
I get tattooed on average twice every six weeks.
All of my tattoos are catholic and a poor attempt to make confession with a god who doesn't hear ('Your body is not your own, your body was earned at a price. You must honour the Lord with your body' etc, wherever that's from).
I am married with two kids
I consider myself the world's most fortunate idiot.
My favourite architect is Jeremy Bentham.
If I could dance, my dance of choice would be tango.
I secretly think SG sucks.