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so, here's the deal...Twenty Faux, okay? Twenty fucking faux.

in other news:
my neighbors are amazing... and by amazing, i mean amazingly twisted... here is just a taste of what i have been seeing out if my window on the new wysteria lane. (not that i have ever once watched that show)
day one:
meet new neighbors. seemed nice enough.. national guard reserve husband, late twenties, early thirties. wife in wheel chair, suffering from breast cancer. dude goes away twice a month to play army, mother in law takes care of sick wife during these times. bubye.
day two:
dude loads up car, leaving to play army. wife wheels herself out to patio to wave a meek godbye. dude pulls away and drives off into the sunset. wife wheels self back inside.
then, out of the back sliding door, comes the wife. stripping as she WALKS sans wheel chair. homely sweat suit falls to ground and reveals a bangin bod. seriously bangin. TOTALLY NEKKID. she jumps into the pool.
minutes later, a truck rolls up. pool tools in back. parks around the corner-ish.
"pool guy" saunters over the side lawn and opens back gate. note: he is already apropriately clad for impending events cuz it's like, 85 degrees here, so homie is sporting board shorts and nothing else. also totally ripped, buff, underwear model style.
she swims over to him and gets out of pool. he pucks her ass up and mounts her right there, well, after a nice blow job. he then proceeds to clean pool as she goes inside.
an hour later, another car rolls up....mother in law-ish lady get out. she goes to front door and lets herself in.
pool guy finishes up his "servicing" of the pool and goes to leave. mother in lawish lady is pushing "cancer" girl out the front door, once again in wheel chair and in a hideous sweat suit.
mother in law, cancer girl wave at pool guy, he drives away, so do they.
no other action that night...

nex day, army stud leaves at like, 8 am. naked swim time. cancer boobs walks her ass outside and strips, takes a nice long swim. sits in the sun, taunting me with that hot ass. goes back inside.
army man comes back with what looks like cofee and a paper AND flowers.


a couple fo days later, army man returns. mother in law leaves, he starts mowing the lawn, and doing yard work. wheels cancer girl out on porch to hang out with him, i guess. she sits there in her chiar looking miserable. (i don't know how, since he is the picture of serious army hunkiness all shirtless and mowing)
he wayves as i go to pick up mail, says hello, i ask him how his weekend at army oasis was, he says great, but "amy" i suppose that is cancer girl had a rought weekend. he cancer has matastecised and they are looking to do a mastectomy. she's bummin, he's bummin, but they are hoping that they can get on with their lives. she just sits there and nods as i search her eyes for a hint of guilt, or any kind of emotion.
dude says he wont be going on any more little trips this month, but not to mind the noise cuz they are going to start a couple of projects around the house. says we should get together and have a barbeque.....

next day, dude gets up early and leaves with his truck.
magically, pool guy appears. guess who is sitting on the wet bar in the back yard sans clothes waiting for him. may i just impress again upon you all, how hot this chick is. naked as a jay bird, waiting for him, flicking her hair..(whe one is undergoing khemotherapy, don't the majority of patients lose their hair?)
they proceed to have the most roudy half hour hump sesh...she goes inside.
army man returns, pool guy is still there doing his pool thing. after a few mintues inside, army man starts unloading his truck which is full of constructionie things. when he is done, he goes to back yard and says what's up to pool guy! the go on to have a beer together.
pool guy leaves, army man goes back inside, and a while later starts banging away on a new side deck.

okay, so...
1. is she faking the cancer?
2. how could he not know?
3. is pool guy a frined, or just a random?
4. HELLOOOO????
5. just so you know, i am not just sitting by the window spying, this all unfolds out my office or bedroom window so if i am sitting at my desk on the computer or in my bedroom with the windows open i seeee allllllll. my house is two stories, there's is one, and just behind ours, and kitty corner. their fence is really solid and high, so i believe that she truly thinks no one can see her.
6. the sex is crazy..did i say crazy???
7. she is ballsy, no? each time she get's the pounding, someone shows up minutes after wards.

talk to me.