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and ode to random premenstrual psychosis...by sinatras doll.

i am eating leftover chinese food in my undies.
it's cold, but the heater dries out my nose so i don't want to turn it on.
id rather snuggle up in a blanket and pull up my knee socks.
i woke up and had a skrewdriver. just because i could.
i think i'm going to continue drinking them, and do laundry.
my liquor library is very extensive. over 60 bottles. not counting wine.
my kitty is trying to steal my general tso's.
in four hours, i go to work.
im not very happy about that.
i cut myself yesterday, on a serated can top. the jagged flap of skin is still hanging off my finger.. is getting caught on everything. it hurts.
my boobies hurt. badly. every step i take, they ache like a midget is pulling on them.
i hate chocolate..but i want to eat the hot fudge topping right out of the jar.
i watched a movie last night, called taking lives. it was shot in canada. it really awoke my long supressed inner desire to go to canada, and possibly stay there.
on the other hand, they probably wouldn't have me.
my electric toothbrush broke. along with my heart. manual teeth brushing is just not as satisfying.
on that note, my teeth are so white its frightening.
i have brown eyes.
they remind me of cat turds.
i am short....way too short.
i love salmon...
and tempura.
and pie. not in that order. any kind without fruit seeds.
i love pumas. tennis shoes.

my fridge is filled with condiments, vitamin water and champagne.
and a bottle of duvel. (beer)
and an avocado.
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fin.