It was the kind of week at work where I had to proof-read each email I composed before I sent it -- to make sure I wasn't swearing to clients or co-workers.
Dear valued client, attached you will find your fucking PR plan, your damned media charts, and your shitty revised (v.17) quarterly projections.
Please call with any questions, and kindly go fuck yourselves, repeatedly and forever.
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