doktorzombie:
Again... forgot my password for three years.
lizablue:
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My dog has severe allergies which require frequent baths and medication. Is there anything more tragically ironic than a pit bull with sensitive skin?
It's not really ironic -- he's a very sweet dog. It's not his fault that he looks like Zuul the Gatekeeper.
Following..... 69
Bwa ha ha ha! Score!
(I never said I was mature)
I had a dream last night that Betty Page invited me to a chili cook-off in Roswell, NM. I've conducted tons of research into dream analysis and interpretation but can find no meaning -- subconscious or otherwise -- to this. Therefore, dear reader, I must find my own interpretation.
I think it means that I really like Betty Page and chili. And UFO conspiracy theories....
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I'm not even a fan of country music, or Kris Kristofferson, for that matter. But I love his song "Sunday Morning Coming Down" because it sounds to me like a step-by-step narrative of the world's worst hangover.
doktorzombie:
And I have always marveled at sheer cluelessness of the lyrics, a man so tired and hungover that he's completely oblivious to the love that's around him -- even when he sees it, smells it, and hears it all around him.
There is one thing, dear reader, that no one tells you about having a pit bull: they snore like little chainsaws.
And they steal all the covers.
It was the kind of week at work where I had to proof-read each email I composed before I sent it -- to make sure I wasn't swearing to clients or co-workers.
Dear valued client, attached you will find your fucking PR plan, your damned media charts, and your shitty revised (v.17) quarterly projections.
Please call with any questions, and kindly go fuck yourselves, repeatedly...
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Hopefuls! What a wonderful category. So adorbs.
doktorzombie:
Wait... was that creepy?
What's the acceptable number of SGs to "follow"? I'm up to, let's say, 30-something and I suspect there are hundreds more for me to follow.