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So I'm in the "Magners Comedian of the Year" competition.
Thing is my act is offensive

and I mean OFFENSIVE!

I go out every tuesday to a "buskers" night near where I live.
I like to try out new songs - my act is all musical based.

Me and my missus have been arguing all the way home.

I have 2 songs about peadophilia.
The...
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Woohoo, I'm all clear of glandular fever biggrin
Been lonely all day frown
Laura's away till tomorrow afternoon
The folks are away down to a huge car rally in Lincon - They did ask me if I want to go as Laura's away but due to just losing my day job I couldn't afford it! Ain't even got any fucking money for Download now!

Went round to...
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How's life been treating everyone?

Mine's shite at the moment!

Been laid up pretty much since my liast blog entry with glandular fever. It sucks!

Pretty much through it now though which is good.

Haven't had the energy to do ANYTHING whilst I've been ill frown

Have also now lost my day job. Not my fault or my managers. It's just dead in the shop -...
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lee:
Sorry to hear about you losing your job.
miyo:
what is the job in brighton?
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Got my Download ticket booked biggrin
I can't wait!
I've booked a locker as well so I feel safer about taking my cameras.
Laura moaned at me when I told her I'm gonna take the cameras "You'll just lose them or end up breaking them!" She knows what kinda states I get myself into, and knows I'm planning on being worse at Download tongue
Mind you I...
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lovechild:
dslr is soooo much fun! especially when you use it in combination with a pirated copy of photoshop. i'm sure you're going to start kicking out some mean pictures
skull
theda291056:
Aww your doggy is so cute!! My cat has an obsessive licking habit too, only it's not her paws it's my sofa. Half of it is bald. surreal
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God I can't believe it's only 8:57am!
Why do I wake up so early nowadays?
<Sighs>

Anyway, I going back into work today (if my boss lets me) so there won't be as many sexy banner offerings today (if any) sorry y'all.

In other news, I've just applied to join SGUK so if any of you reading this are a member I'd love it if...
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fire:
Awwww, thats a damn crime to be engaged but no sex...wtf? I understand about the drinking thing. I did the same thing on St. Patricks day
queeniex:
I'll happily vouch!
It was a raging battle between basil, mushrooms, garlic and chili...they flanked the ravioli from all sides, eventually smothering the ravioli hordes. It was epic!
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Afternoon all.

Been off work again today.
Spent most of the time catching up on banner requests here on Suicide Girls.
I've also been watching anime whilst I work.
I love Death Note!
You can tell in today's baners lol.
I decided to hunt out some Death Note fonts.

Most of these offerings have a Death Note font used in them tongue

Anyway, enough of the...
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sassie:
haha its super cute, i love it! love thank you so much! kiss
fox:
Oooo another anime lover, I can't get enough of hana yori dango! Ive been watching angelic layer too. Oh yah happy belated bday.
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Remember the other day when I said that I need to take a day off work to catch up on loadsa work?
Well I've had to today.

2nd night running I've had very little sleep.
I also think I'm coming down with something. Feels like a cold. It's horrible!

Plan for today?
Lie in bed and do some photoshop work!
Oh, and listen to Itunes...
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absolution:
aww...thank you so much! hope you are feeling better! sometimes staying in for a day is the best treatment. kiss
fierfly:
Really kool. Sounds like fun. As they say you ony live once.
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Work sucks.

Just holding out.
Not for a hero, but for me possibly packing up and moving to Brighton.
I could be living there by the end of the year for about 4 or 5 years at least.
Quite scary considering I've never been before!
I've been speaking to Machiko about Brighton though and it sounds awsome!

Bloody hell there's a word I ain't used...
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dorsal:
whoa that souns like an awesome promotion for you!
when are you getting married?
theda291056:
Never had mac cheese!! really? You've never lived.......i've got the leftovers for lunch tomorrow as well haha.
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It's currently 4:16am
I can't sleep.
Methinks it may have something to do with the lack of nicotine in my body frown

For those of you wondering where your artwork is, it'scoming, slowly but surly!
As well as my own projects to be getting on with these are just SOME of the Suicide Girl requests I've had (Just to give you an idea why it's taking...
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theda291056:
yeah being THAT hungover at work SUCKKKKS puke I've just had my first meal since thurs night, that's how bad i was.......... urgh
theda291056:
Maccaroni cheese and it was goood! biggrin