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Banzan was walking through Union Square greenmarket. He overheard a conversation between a vendor and his customer.

Do you have chocolate mousse? Asked the customer.
We have chocolate pudding, replied the vendor.

At these words Banzan became enlightened.

She leaned her burnt toast slices against the wall,
Making a little card house.

Mary was 2 years old but she was born with a second brain,
A brain that held memories of a fallen earth billions of years old.

She developed gargantuan breasts.

By the time she was 13, she was known as Queen Slutbag.
She pwned all her classmates at geography, social studies,...
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3 MONTHS?!
The timeframe to join most groups. Sad. Penpals, Hentai, SG Hopefuls, so many bandit outfits I'd love to take part in. Imagining envelopes of suicide glitter and fake blood and all kinds of things to outrage the USPS... as a chronic traveler I always have chances to send bizarre packages of incense and yak-butter candles from Varanasi or bottles of island rum from...
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