So a little while ago I was in this bar near my dad's apartment right over the state line in a little hick town in Ohio, and apparently everyone in the region there plays a game called-- I'm not making this up-- Cornhole. It's like a beanbag toss but you stand pretty far away and there's only one hole on the target... the cornhole....
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creative_slacker:
"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists..."
I hate when that happens. I tried using a cream, but over the counter products just won't do it. Do you have anything stronger???
I hate when that happens. I tried using a cream, but over the counter products just won't do it. Do you have anything stronger???
tiredjaw:
lol, very nice rorshack halloween costume??
It's about quarter past 7 AM.
It's fucking freezing outside.
The AAA guy just left.
The battery in my car is deader than disco. It needs to be replaced.
In several hours, in another city, I have what should be my last probation meeting.
I have not slept yet.
I seriously hope I am not fucked.
"I swear, if I survive this case I'm going...
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It's fucking freezing outside.
The AAA guy just left.
The battery in my car is deader than disco. It needs to be replaced.
In several hours, in another city, I have what should be my last probation meeting.
I have not slept yet.
I seriously hope I am not fucked.
"I swear, if I survive this case I'm going...
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maryjane:
awesome 
officially out of the system in a matter of days: i'd say that's a pretty rockin' xmas gift.
= a freshly showered doghouse
:mj:
officially out of the system in a matter of days: i'd say that's a pretty rockin' xmas gift.
= a freshly showered doghouse
:mj:
sqook:
Things always come together at the last minute... I'm sure you won't be fucked for good.
Got your car fixed yet?
Got your car fixed yet?
Sometimes your problems just don't have constructive solutions.
The following journal entry is required to be played with your speakers up to 11.
"Oh, what action as voluptuous as destruction! There is no ecstasy like the one we taste when we give ourselves over to this divine infamy."
-Marquis De Sade
I'm a street walking cheetah
with a heart full of napalm
I'm a runaway...
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maryjane:
constructive solutions? no. a good distraction from said problem? i got one for ya; i can take you to the malt shop and buy 1 malt and 2 straws...if you don't like malts, well then, i'm all out of ideas (ones that i can post here, anyway) 
sorry you're frustrated, if you wanna talk about it, i'm here, and i listen too. 
:mj:
sorry you're frustrated, if you wanna talk about it, i'm here, and i listen too.
:mj:I suppose everyone has heard about Dimebag at this point.
I always said that any music harder than Pantera is just redundancy. They fucking set the bar for being as hardcore as possible without slipping into parody or plain overkill. And half the reason was Dimebag Darrel's mindbending abilities with a guitar.
I have a theory about why genuine talents always seem to die before...
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I always said that any music harder than Pantera is just redundancy. They fucking set the bar for being as hardcore as possible without slipping into parody or plain overkill. And half the reason was Dimebag Darrel's mindbending abilities with a guitar.
I have a theory about why genuine talents always seem to die before...
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altoid:
Damn, that OK Corral shit with Omar was excellent....I'm off to watch the rest now...
altoid:
I watched the rest....and that was some shit. Who would have figured Avon for the hero??
Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!
-King Lear, Act 3 Scene II...
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You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!
-King Lear, Act 3 Scene II...
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maryjane:
fate, ah, she's a tricky one. i'll fight with you if you'd like, i'm a heck of a lot tougher than any football player, and i can make you cry like a pretty girl of course, you could always tempt fate by going somewhere totally unfamiliar, and stirring up trouble there (the desert over here could use a little trouble sprinkled amongst the rambling tumbleweeds). i myself, am a trouble maker, so i'm more than willing to put up my dukes and battle it out with you i bet your ducktaped heart, despite the ragged depiction, is quite beautiful and still has the capacity to radiate love and receive it as well. besides, ducktaped, chipped hearts have way more character than ones that have yet to be slammed into the ground (i'm living proof of that myself- i'm still trucking along). hope you cheer up soon
:mj:
of course, you could always tempt fate by going somewhere totally unfamiliar, and stirring up trouble there (the desert over here could use a little trouble sprinkled amongst the rambling tumbleweeds). i myself, am a trouble maker, so i'm more than willing to put up my dukes and battle it out with you i bet your ducktaped heart, despite the ragged depiction, is quite beautiful and still has the capacity to radiate love and receive it as well. besides, ducktaped, chipped hearts have way more character than ones that have yet to be slammed into the ground (i'm living proof of that myself- i'm still trucking along). hope you cheer up soon
:mj:
tangledupinblue:
Indeed, the man who grew too tall.
-Answer to last post: it's the Laughing Man from Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, which is required viewing for the Doghouse Reilly mail-in GED equivilancy degree. Trison2 wins the no-prize, nobody got the quote though (Catcher in the Rye, "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any...
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creative_slacker:
glad to have you back, dreamer.....
saritalr:
Ok, i'll need a well written original paper about 12 pages long complete with color plates, index, and bibliography. Rough idea of thesis: After the fire of 1666, Sir Christopher Wren's commissions to rebuild the City Churches of London served as breeding ground for ideas that would eventually come to fruition in his masterpiece St Pauls. Focus specifically on St Stephen, Walbrook.
and i'll need it in time to turn it in friday 12 noon.
as a side note
hot picture.
the mustache in the later pictures... not so hot.
and why are you going back to jail, why were you there in the first place?
and i'll need it in time to turn it in friday 12 noon.
as a side note
hot picture.
the mustache in the later pictures... not so hot.
and why are you going back to jail, why were you there in the first place?
New icon/avatar/profile pic/<---that thing.
10 points* if you can tell me where it's from.
20 points* if you can tell me what the quote says, and 50 if you know from which book it originates.
No googling.
*(points not valid outside of Doghouse's brain. Points are non-transferable and hold no tangible value. Points not actually awarded.)
Hours spent chained to the drawing board now cease....
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10 points* if you can tell me where it's from.
20 points* if you can tell me what the quote says, and 50 if you know from which book it originates.
No googling.
*(points not valid outside of Doghouse's brain. Points are non-transferable and hold no tangible value. Points not actually awarded.)
Hours spent chained to the drawing board now cease....
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kelland:
I don't know, either.
maryjane:
i have no idea, but i do know that the fantasy island ticket you requested is in the mail just a quick inquiry: are you good at telling pixie chicks what to do? the one my island is into that sort of thing.....
:mj:
just a quick inquiry: are you good at telling pixie chicks what to do? the one my island is into that sort of thing.....
:mj:
...and the seven thunders utter...
Sha-reeeesssssse-ah!
"...an illiterate gamer squaring off against a foreign hater on an internet movie forum over the relative non-merits of the latest Paul W.S. Anderson geeksploitation flick. It's kinda like if William Hung challenged the Star Wars Kid to a fight to the death with Hello Kitty vibrators at Anthro-Con."
-the best analogy I've ever come up with, in...
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Sha-reeeesssssse-ah!
"...an illiterate gamer squaring off against a foreign hater on an internet movie forum over the relative non-merits of the latest Paul W.S. Anderson geeksploitation flick. It's kinda like if William Hung challenged the Star Wars Kid to a fight to the death with Hello Kitty vibrators at Anthro-Con."
-the best analogy I've ever come up with, in...
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sadiemae:
i still have to check those books out. i should just put them on my xmas list.
maryjane:
i prefer living in my own little fantasy land you're invited to visit if you ever get tired of the post-modern pop culture. the land i reside in is humble, but fun in all *sorts* of ways.
:mj:
you're invited to visit if you ever get tired of the post-modern pop culture. the land i reside in is humble, but fun in all *sorts* of ways.
:mj:
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kelland:
^ I agree with above comments.
Jam-packed full of intensiveness. Or something like that.
Jam-packed full of intensiveness. Or something like that.
tat2bob:
The next time I'm in Indy I'm gonna kick down some batteries to Dancing Guy. Possibly the coolest dude in town.
Gotta keep DG groovin!
Gotta keep DG groovin!
Thanks man, that was the best read I've had all day!
hookin me up a game of cornhole here.