"I do not propose to discuss my love life. I will say that I still can't get over how women are shaped, and that I will go to my grave wanting to pet their butts and boobs. I will say, too, that lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas that Satan put into the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve. The best idea in that apple, though, is making jazz."
-Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake
-Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake
As for the name, it's my surname, but it's how I always get people to spell it right, "Humphrey, as in Humphrey Bogart!" People are always rying to make is plural or multiple.
As for the alias, it's one of the best lines in one of the best Pink Floyd songs "Shine on You Crazy Diamond Part II" on "Wish You Were Here":
"...Well you wore out your welcome with random precision,..."
Glad to get to know ya!