Some, fuckin hippy has moved into my neighbourhood and has brought a cockerel with it, don`t get me wrong in the countryside its fine but not while i`ve got the biggest hangover on record ok, every two fuckin minuites cock a doodle fuckin doo, I`m an offensive man and i love animals but i feel i must liberate the cockerel and take it back to...
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Merry fucking xmas one and all, I `ve been to my Gran`s house for xmas day, she is the only person i can`t out drinki mean she buys two bottles of "morrison`s extra strength gin" for herself 1 for my granda` and 48 cans of newkie brown & 12 cans of boddingtons bitter for me i mean come on i don`t care who the fuck...
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oh sweet baby jesus and the orphans, what a fucking bad night that was, friday night works x-mas do, i don`t remember much about the night, one of the lads tried to get off with the DJ (a man in a dress) and someone clouted someone from the office, i just sat there with the boys suppin newkie brown, lager and wine (of various colours)...
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cureelise:
merry fucking xmas sweetie 
pretty_kitty:
happy xmas mate x x x
HO HO HO merry thrursday!
well tomorrow it`s my works x-mas do! hoo ray! consisting of a free bar at a golf club,hmmmmm maybe i`ll become a member!!!
will there be beer?? oh yes
will there me my boss, oh yes
will there be bovver!!!!!!
oh fuck me if i come out of this still employed i`ll be very very impressed!!!!!
i`ll let ya know...
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well tomorrow it`s my works x-mas do! hoo ray! consisting of a free bar at a golf club,hmmmmm maybe i`ll become a member!!!
will there be beer?? oh yes
will there me my boss, oh yes
will there be bovver!!!!!!
oh fuck me if i come out of this still employed i`ll be very very impressed!!!!!
i`ll let ya know...
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scarredangel:
Merry Christmas Indeed.
jj_r0x0rz:
have a dog for me 
well so far this weekend i got absolutley fuckin shitfaced!!!!
i tried to keep up with my missus, she drinks halfs of lager, i drink bottles of dog (i.e. newcastle brown!!) so for every half i was having a pint of brown ale!! ouch my poor poor head! anyway i don`t remember much i woke up in bed with my bovver boots still on clutching...
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i tried to keep up with my missus, she drinks halfs of lager, i drink bottles of dog (i.e. newcastle brown!!) so for every half i was having a pint of brown ale!! ouch my poor poor head! anyway i don`t remember much i woke up in bed with my bovver boots still on clutching...
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syer_lps:
Hey you up for 23rd Dec Deadpets show at the star and garter?
jj_r0x0rz:
nice newkie browns. keep up the good work.
ohhhh god...its been 6 days since i updated and here`s what happened...
i had 3 days off work and the weekend, i really don`t know what happened to me i have just sobered up properly, after 8 hours in work, but for all of you that know and the rest of you that don`t heres the copper and kebab story.
I got fucked up with...
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i had 3 days off work and the weekend, i really don`t know what happened to me i have just sobered up properly, after 8 hours in work, but for all of you that know and the rest of you that don`t heres the copper and kebab story.
I got fucked up with...
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syer_lps:
HAHAHAHA sounds like a good night out we'll have to meet up and go out some time pick a show or somthin
syer_lps:
Well the UK SUBS are playin this Friday in Liverpool errrrrrr 23rd Dec Manchester Punk Xmas Party in the star andd garter dont know loads of stuff on!!
ay up its me again...
i had one of the best weekends of my life, the rs125 turbo bastard is 1 tax disc short of being road legal (well to the untrained eye) i`ve spent the last 3 days pissed out of my skull with my new missus emma, in 1 hour i`d have been paid then i only got to wait to finish work...
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i had one of the best weekends of my life, the rs125 turbo bastard is 1 tax disc short of being road legal (well to the untrained eye) i`ve spent the last 3 days pissed out of my skull with my new missus emma, in 1 hour i`d have been paid then i only got to wait to finish work...
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jj_r0x0rz:
not much better than that
vampsinthe78:
What the HELL did you do to that to that bizzie-mobile? I hear you decorated their jam buttie with a kebab....
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syer_lps:
you going to wasted in nottingham on sunday?
jj_r0x0rz:
that's beautiful man.
haha yea i polish my boots!! what's it to ya?
my boots have red and black laces, but from far away they only look red. Some sharp skins came up to me last night and gave me shit for it...even though i was asian.
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haha yea i polish my boots!! what's it to ya?
my boots have red and black laces, but from far away they only look red. Some sharp skins came up to me last night and gave me shit for it...even though i was asian.
[Edited on Nov 24, 2004 5:56PM]
OI OI OI OI My little pomme de terre`s today i`m in a good mood, i have a brand spankin new tattoo a belly full of beer and the speakers turned round to face the neighbours it`s 3am and they haven`t complained yet next two tracks are 6 foot 5 by lars and the bastards then follows F.O.A.D by Broken Bones, i hope they call...
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jj_r0x0rz:
i think that party of yours sounds like a good idea. wait for me though hehe
syer_lps:
HAHAHAHA thats it blast the fuckers with music!!
OI OI.............. 
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syer_lps:
OIOI im back
vitriolicunt:
OI OI BE LUCKY!!!!?!!!!
hello there btw
hello there btw
juust kidding!