ohhhh god...its been 6 days since i updated and here`s what happened...
i had 3 days off work and the weekend, i really don`t know what happened to me i have just sobered up properly, after 8 hours in work, but for all of you that know and the rest of you that don`t heres the copper and kebab story.
I got fucked up with the boys on i think friday night (feel free to correct me vampsinthe78)
on the way home i grabbed a kebab from my usual place and continued home swaying scoffing half a dead rotweiler on a pitta, then i spotted a moving police car, and remember feeling very very annoyed!!!
so i made my manky donner interact with the windscreen (yanks read "windsheild") of said panda (yanks read "patrol") car, o dear.....the filth (insert regional version of "policeman") get out, now i have 2 options stand and smoke a ciggy and try to not call him a degenerate.
2, run away fast as fuck....i chose option number 3, spark up a ciggy, turn around to fast call him a facist and fall on my drunken arse!
he asked me why i chucked the dead dog kebab at him i said i don`t really like the coppers and i`m pissed. he said well at least your honest i said yeah thats right mr. copper.
anyway the background check came up and i needed a false name real fast and 1 popped straight into my head, for certain reasons i can`t say who it is but he is frend of mine and he may get a letter off a certain police force sometime soon regarding anti-social behaviour (i collect ASBOs like wegwood plates!), i was then released to throw up on a BMW and wake up in a bus shelter, covered in crisp packets.
oh well got to have a hobby!!!!
i had 3 days off work and the weekend, i really don`t know what happened to me i have just sobered up properly, after 8 hours in work, but for all of you that know and the rest of you that don`t heres the copper and kebab story.
I got fucked up with the boys on i think friday night (feel free to correct me vampsinthe78)
on the way home i grabbed a kebab from my usual place and continued home swaying scoffing half a dead rotweiler on a pitta, then i spotted a moving police car, and remember feeling very very annoyed!!!
so i made my manky donner interact with the windscreen (yanks read "windsheild") of said panda (yanks read "patrol") car, o dear.....the filth (insert regional version of "policeman") get out, now i have 2 options stand and smoke a ciggy and try to not call him a degenerate.
2, run away fast as fuck....i chose option number 3, spark up a ciggy, turn around to fast call him a facist and fall on my drunken arse!
he asked me why i chucked the dead dog kebab at him i said i don`t really like the coppers and i`m pissed. he said well at least your honest i said yeah thats right mr. copper.
anyway the background check came up and i needed a false name real fast and 1 popped straight into my head, for certain reasons i can`t say who it is but he is frend of mine and he may get a letter off a certain police force sometime soon regarding anti-social behaviour (i collect ASBOs like wegwood plates!), i was then released to throw up on a BMW and wake up in a bus shelter, covered in crisp packets.
oh well got to have a hobby!!!!
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syer_lps:
HAHAHAHA sounds like a good night out we'll have to meet up and go out some time pick a show or somthin
syer_lps:
Well the UK SUBS are playin this Friday in Liverpool errrrrrr 23rd Dec Manchester Punk Xmas Party in the star andd garter dont know loads of stuff on!!