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My ex-girlfriends family was the most fucked up unit of people in the world. Ive no real reason to tell you this, but its pretty funny, and I wanted to write something. See, she just called me and told me that she met her father. She was the bastard child of an extra marital affair that her mother had 22 years ago. Her mother made...
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wild_rover:
Very fucking intresting... and good to be back... cheers to you amigo!
thegooddan:
Dude you slay me! If I were to hang out with you more you would make me laugh more than I do! On that note - we should hang out sometime soon.
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I went camping with the lady et al. this weekend. It was badass. You know how you get into conversations with people and people will say something is "the best"? Like "Sitting in fron of the fire in longjohns and a bathrobe watching snow fall through a floor to celing bay window. That's the best." I've had those conversations. I know you have, too....
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hrlyquinn:
I love you.
chrisalis:
i know that feeling, I have it here all the time. I miss you but i am so happy that you sound happy!!!!!!
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And now... a story.

Roger Vs. The Vending Machine

Roger is on a different level than the rest of us. Most of us get excited about something from time to time. Roger is excited about everything and nothing all the time. At stasis, scientists have estimated that Rogers heart beats an average of two hundred thousand beats per minute. Of course, you wouldnt know it...
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dropdeadred:
Your stories are great. biggrin Poor Roger, it may seem on the retarded side, but atleast he got the damn M&Ms.
thegooddan:
Knowing how Roger is with $ (spends it as fast as he gets it) he would have just put another dollar into the machine.

Granted - that does not make as good a story.
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Lemme tell you what I hate. Imagine getting a huge pacheck, seriously like the biggest paycheck you've ever gotten. Enough money to buy a shitty car, or a badass computer.
This is enough money for you to go on vacation with for a week to a moderatley priced locale, and still make rent. Enough money to buy a musical instrument and six months worth of...
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habbalite:
that sounds like me every paycheck. it would porbably help if japan wern't so fucking expecive though. ARRR!!!
oldskoolpat:
that sucks big donkey dick. sorry to hear it.
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THE RUNDOWN

Well, St. Patricks week has come and gone, and what an epic week it was. Really, I should have updated this sooner, but Ive been busy reeling from the hangover. I realize that its been a solid month, and that hangovers generally dont last a solid month, nor do they cause lumps on ones testicles. I also realize that I should see a...
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siv:
Well written and amusing. Especially the part about cancer.
I can't believe I was up there that weekend and we didn;t hang out! Gah.
wild_rover:
Had a blast thanks for a great time amigo.... ARRR!!!
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Well, no one dead, but we hadour first ever injury.

Outside of that, and some minor stuff, I'd say it was a success!

Rundown later.
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hrlyquinn:
lame!!!!!!!!!!!
hrlyquinn:
look, 2 new comments tongue
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Last night we received this transmission from The House, top secret headquarters for the spy organization that we were involved with back in Nam:

To: Dod Raibeid, smoalne
From: The House
Re: Operation Black Bag

Youve both just been reactivated. Welcome back. Heres your mission. Trash day isnt until Thursday, and what with the dignitaries being here all week, you need to empty all trash...
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goob:
i had SO much fun. i will send you pictures.

i want to come back...

but i think i will stay away. i have to control myself. blush trouble with a capital T.

dropdeadred:
your stories are great biggrin Happy St Patrick's Day!!!!!!!
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stiggy56:
Yoooooo! Did you get the greatest american hero on DVD yet!? It's the shiznit! wink
hrlyquinn:
you're sick, baby. I love you. tongue
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R.I.P.
Gramps
1919-2005

Salinte.
We'll miss you.
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abgitatz:
You have my condolences bro
oldskoolpat:
sorry to hear about your gramps. frown
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So we went to NY to see Rent last night. Great show. Highly recommended. Going to see Seamus Kennedy tonight. Here's the cool thing. We were up there for our anniversary,HrlyQuinn and I, and the whole mess started one year ago at a Seamus Kennedy show. So it's quite convieneint that he's playing this weekend. Happy Anniversary, to us!
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goob:
you should read my journal- you made my "favorite sg members" list.

looking forward to your Event! biggrin
stryka:
happy anniversery!