I live in Philly now. I watch cartoons in bars and do my laundry in giant washing machines. On Sundays, I eat a cheesesteak. It's like Alice in Fucking Wonderland, We're all mad here.
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I'm moving to Philly. My cable isn't being installed until the 10th. And I'm a fucking employee, so I feel sorry for the rest of you.
So there's that. Write the most obnoxious thing you can think of now. Do it multiple times. I'll start.
If alter boys don't want to be molested, they shouldn't dress like that.
So there's that. Write the most obnoxious thing you can think of now. Do it multiple times. I'll start.
If alter boys don't want to be molested, they shouldn't dress like that.
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chrisalis:
ok, so either you suck and haven't returned my call or your phone really sucks. where the hell do you live in philly!! inquring minds want to know.
dodraibeid:
UPDATE YOUR JOURNAL OR I'LL SKULLFUCK YOU SILLY
love,
mom
love,
mom
Alright goddammit. Here.
Um.... Read another uncompleted story. OOOOOH! Better yet, cause I'm not sure how I want to end it, tell me how you think it should end.
Swear to God, Man
By Dod Raibeid
Swear to God, man. So Im out with Steve, Grant, and Shawn having a few drinks, and we decide to shoot a game of pool. Theres only like two...
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Um.... Read another uncompleted story. OOOOOH! Better yet, cause I'm not sure how I want to end it, tell me how you think it should end.
Swear to God, Man
By Dod Raibeid
Swear to God, man. So Im out with Steve, Grant, and Shawn having a few drinks, and we decide to shoot a game of pool. Theres only like two...
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thegooddan:
You and your boys feign getting drunk, or, jsut as good actually get drunk. Then when they least expect it (during your shot) trip over both their sticks simultaneously - shattering them into little tiny pieces. Pick up a suitable sized piece, casually remove that buildup from between your molars and ask "who's shot it is and what color am I". This will pring about inclusion of the local bouncers. The drunks that are breaking stuff will probably asked to leave. So then leave, and go to a bar that does not have hustlers around.
I got on a roll, but now it's 3 am and I'm not even close to the amount of finished I thought I'd be by now.
Teh Suxxor!
::going to hell for that::
Teh Suxxor!
::going to hell for that::
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chrisalis:
spaz
thegooddan:
I agree with the cute girl. ummm...to clarify: the one so desperate for attention on Saturday's that I get to see her. POST!
Live a little dream
leave a little mess
Everybody scream
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Feel the flush
of pulsing pagan fire
feel the rush
get higher
Yes we're waiting for your business
in this carnal carnival
take a one way ticket
to the Baccanal.
So come on Jimmy,
Come on gimme...
Reefer Love.
One of the best songs EVER.
leave a little mess
Everybody scream
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Feel the flush
of pulsing pagan fire
feel the rush
get higher
Yes we're waiting for your business
in this carnal carnival
take a one way ticket
to the Baccanal.
So come on Jimmy,
Come on gimme...
Reefer Love.
One of the best songs EVER.
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hrlyquinn:
OK, I'm done now. 
thegooddan:
Couples...they are neat! 
OKay. I'm going to finish it. It'll be awhile, though. I'll put up pieces as I finish them.
quietlythere:
cool
So's You know, Reefer Madness, the Movie Musical, is the most wonderful thing ever committed to film, except for Life is Beautiful.
I'll tell you all about it, when I get around to feeling like it. For now, though, I'll just put up the beginning of a story that I'm not sure if I'm going to finish. It'll be about moving to MA and what...
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I'll tell you all about it, when I get around to feeling like it. For now, though, I'll just put up the beginning of a story that I'm not sure if I'm going to finish. It'll be about moving to MA and what...
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thegooddan:
Please finish the story!! Please Please Please!!!!! 
oldskoolpat:
hey, where's the rest of it? dude!
Oh, dear, am I ever tanked. Wow, it's late.
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oldskoolpat:
glad you survived it. 
hrlyquinn:
you need to update your favorite movies
Listen for me you better listen for me now
Listen for me you better listen for me now
When me rockin' the microphone me rock it steady
Yes sir daddy me Snow me are the article don
But in the in an' the out of a dance them they say where you come from
People them say you come from Jamaica
But me born an'...
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Listen for me you better listen for me now
When me rockin' the microphone me rock it steady
Yes sir daddy me Snow me are the article don
But in the in an' the out of a dance them they say where you come from
People them say you come from Jamaica
But me born an'...
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starlightkitten:
happy b-day
thegooddan:
Happy belated birthday...
My Weekend
(The Highlights)
"Make love to me..."
"I love you."
"Good night."
"Good Morning"
"See you in an hour."
"You could go to prison for the second charge."
"...Holy shit."
"You know, sex relives stress."
"Fuck me,"
"Wanna go have sex again?"
"Okay."
"Wanna go have sex again?"
"Okay."
"That was fun."
"That movie sucked."
"Good Night."
"Good morning."
"That movie was pretty good."...
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(The Highlights)
"Make love to me..."
"I love you."
"Good night."
"Good Morning"
"See you in an hour."
"You could go to prison for the second charge."
"...Holy shit."
"You know, sex relives stress."
"Fuck me,"
"Wanna go have sex again?"
"Okay."
"Wanna go have sex again?"
"Okay."
"That was fun."
"That movie sucked."
"Good Night."
"Good morning."
"That movie was pretty good."...
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goob:
"You could go to prison for the second charge."
sounds interesting...
but I like the rest better. similar to my weekend, except yours ends better and there's more sex.
sounds interesting...
but I like the rest better. similar to my weekend, except yours ends better and there's more sex.
Now we can hang out and be friendly neighbors.
Except I think we were friendly neighbors before, too.