So my cousin's on this reality show, "American Dream Derby". Despite my reservations (read: balls -out hatred) of reality television, I felt obliged to watch. Mercifully, he got kicked off the show tonight. I'm disappointed for him that he didn't win, but at least I don't have to watch it anymore. So anyway.
We've always had this suspicion that he was gay. Not so much 'a suspicion', really so much as a 'waiting for him to tell us'. Well, he still hasn't told us. smaolne, however, had a Gaydar attack which I wasn't familiar with. Apparently, Gaydar can harm you if you're not careful. He's in traction, now. the doctors say he'll be fine. He just keeps repeating "He... he was sashaying EVERYWHERE!"
Anyway, when he got kicked off, he turned around and said "Remember, don't forget to do your hair. You never know who's watching."
I love my cousin. He rocks my face off.
We've always had this suspicion that he was gay. Not so much 'a suspicion', really so much as a 'waiting for him to tell us'. Well, he still hasn't told us. smaolne, however, had a Gaydar attack which I wasn't familiar with. Apparently, Gaydar can harm you if you're not careful. He's in traction, now. the doctors say he'll be fine. He just keeps repeating "He... he was sashaying EVERYWHERE!"
Anyway, when he got kicked off, he turned around and said "Remember, don't forget to do your hair. You never know who's watching."
I love my cousin. He rocks my face off.
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hrlyquinn:
Hahaha! That's awesome...and so true. 
quietlythere:
lol