dodraibeid

"I wouldn't call it so much 'feeling no pain' as I would call it 'having a vauge idea of pain'."

"Well, whether you feel it or not, it still didn't come off the dessert shelf!"

"Look, just cause someone lit fire to your asshole doesn't mean you have to take it out on the rest of us. It was an honest mistake."

"Ok, but like your mother told your father when he failed to pull out in time, 'see that that it doesn't happen again!'"

"...you told dad that?"


I'm not kidding