I wish I had a picture of Scot. Scot is a zombie. And he worships Satan. And he works at the Park Inn, where he rents people rooms that are not locked. So not locked are these rooms, that the doors are not even fucking closed. That means that there's absolutely a dead hooker lurking in the mattress and a living fetus lurking in the wastebasket. And a serial killer somewhere else. Probably in the shower. Serial killers love to hide in the shower.
...And Scot, he only has one 't' in his name. That's a surefire sign that he's evil.
...And Scot, he only has one 't' in his name. That's a surefire sign that he's evil.
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