So I went through all of today without hearing a single human voice.
Until about ten minutes ago. Jeffrey burst in the door, stomped in the room and said, "If only dicks secreted nicotine, I'd suck on them all day. Not that I need an incentive or anything, but, you know."
I said "... ... ..."
To which Jeff replied, "Todays mindfuck brought to you by The Sooooouuul Man."
Until about ten minutes ago. Jeffrey burst in the door, stomped in the room and said, "If only dicks secreted nicotine, I'd suck on them all day. Not that I need an incentive or anything, but, you know."
I said "... ... ..."
To which Jeff replied, "Todays mindfuck brought to you by The Sooooouuul Man."
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neverforever:
Well, I neither popped in a second nor cried. Condoms fucking suck though. I'm feeling a little weird about it now, but all in all worth doing.
abgitatz:
I am twitching...