dodraibeid

Hello everyone. I am Vito. Thank you for coming to hear my speech this evening. I am Italian in origin. That is why I have an Italian name. 'Vito' is an Italian name. You didn't know that? Well, then you're stupid. And as I'm sure you've guessed by now based upon my stature, I am a gnome. My grandfather came here in a teacup in the year 1902. He was the son of a shoemaker, which I suppose is obvious, because we're all shoemakers, we gnomes, and there was, he had heard, a vaccum in the indus-



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!! IT HURTS!!! IT HURTS!!!!



WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??? I AM JUST A FUCKING GNOME FOR CHRISSAKES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!



PLEASE STOP! WHAT KND OF A LOVING AND MERCIFUL GOD WOULD ALLOW YOU PEOPLE TO EXIST?!?!



YOU'RE...YOU'RE LIGHTING CIGARETTES OFF OF ME? WHY WOULD YOU BE SO CRUEL?? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH, DEATH!! BRING ME YOUR SWEET RELEASE FROM THIS HELL!!!



OH, PLEASE SIR!!! IF YOU HAd ANY MERCY WITHIN YOUR TINY BLACK HEART, WHEN THAT IS LIT YOU WOULD PUSH ME TO MY DEATH FROM THIS PEDASTAL!!!!



...oh lord... thank you... it doesn't hurt anymore... look.. pretty lights...must float to them...