Ok, so here's the deal. we have this bust of Abraham Lincoln. We love Abe lincoln and he was a great man and all that, but due to a long convoluted story that all of you will undoubtedly hear if you ever show up to a party at my house, Abe gets set on fire a lot. Once again, we don't set him on fire because we think ill of him, just because he is the person that we had a bust of.
Now, it's been several years since "Abe Abuse" first started, and Abe is in pretty sad shape. His base is broken, his metal is tarnished, it's a bad scene. That, coupled with the fact that Abe is an American Hero, and we have to explain what I just explained above about how we don't hate in and all that, which we are sick of doing, has let us (Jeffrey and myself) to a decision.
We have purchased a new bust. A new bust of someone totally different. We are having it shipped fron the Ukraine. A new bust that Abe will pass the torch (such as it were) to next month. We are not telling who it is, cause it's a surprise. So if you want to be a part of a beautiful treadition, as well as dress up in costumes and drink truely heroic doses of liquor, you all should come to
THE NEW BUST HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!
Either the 16th or the 30th of this month, depending on when our guy arrives. We will have a shrine for Abe to retire to in our front room, and, as usual, lots of booze and lighter fluid. Bring your friends, as long as they don't steal shit. Email me for details.
Now, it's been several years since "Abe Abuse" first started, and Abe is in pretty sad shape. His base is broken, his metal is tarnished, it's a bad scene. That, coupled with the fact that Abe is an American Hero, and we have to explain what I just explained above about how we don't hate in and all that, which we are sick of doing, has let us (Jeffrey and myself) to a decision.
We have purchased a new bust. A new bust of someone totally different. We are having it shipped fron the Ukraine. A new bust that Abe will pass the torch (such as it were) to next month. We are not telling who it is, cause it's a surprise. So if you want to be a part of a beautiful treadition, as well as dress up in costumes and drink truely heroic doses of liquor, you all should come to
THE NEW BUST HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!
Either the 16th or the 30th of this month, depending on when our guy arrives. We will have a shrine for Abe to retire to in our front room, and, as usual, lots of booze and lighter fluid. Bring your friends, as long as they don't steal shit. Email me for details.
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abgitatz:
Party!
piercedspork: