I've gotta buy needlenose pliars. And pick up the $20 shoes I paid $33 to get resoled. Then polish them. But before that, I've gotta run all over creation to buy my books. And somewhere in between, I've gotta get producer creds. Then I've gotta do school shit. Then I have to write rants. Somewhere in between that I want to see my girlfriend. At some point in the day, I would like to create some mayhem, but it doesn't look like I'm going to have the time. I'll have to settle for coffee. Anyone want to come?
UPDATE: I like to think I'm a smart man. I say I'm dumb all the time, but I really think I'm at least halfway intelligent. I work in technical support. Technical support for the internet, no less. I feel as though I am proficiant with all internet applications. I am living a lie. I am desperatley trying to take an online course. It is not going well. I've been sitting here since 9:30 trying to take an online course in Math. Unfortunatley, I've been unable to take said course, BECAUSE THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SUCKING SQUIRREL SPUNK WEBSITE WON'T LET ME FUCKING LOG IN!!! It's now 1:00 AM. I have done all I can think to do to log in, but I'm not giving up. I will get in, then I will do math. But in the meantime, I am losing my fucking mind. Very soon, I shall kill someone, and then I will feel better, even though it means I will be spending the majority of the rest of my life in a prison cell.
UPDATE: Part Deux: 2 AM. I'm logged in, but my neighbor is dead. An alabi would be appreciated.
UPDATE: I like to think I'm a smart man. I say I'm dumb all the time, but I really think I'm at least halfway intelligent. I work in technical support. Technical support for the internet, no less. I feel as though I am proficiant with all internet applications. I am living a lie. I am desperatley trying to take an online course. It is not going well. I've been sitting here since 9:30 trying to take an online course in Math. Unfortunatley, I've been unable to take said course, BECAUSE THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SUCKING SQUIRREL SPUNK WEBSITE WON'T LET ME FUCKING LOG IN!!! It's now 1:00 AM. I have done all I can think to do to log in, but I'm not giving up. I will get in, then I will do math. But in the meantime, I am losing my fucking mind. Very soon, I shall kill someone, and then I will feel better, even though it means I will be spending the majority of the rest of my life in a prison cell.
UPDATE: Part Deux: 2 AM. I'm logged in, but my neighbor is dead. An alabi would be appreciated.
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knew i was forgetting something last night! damn the maryjane