dodraibeid

So I had jury duty today. I was there for three hours, and the woman came and and said, "I have spoken to the Messiah. And he said to let my people go!" So I got to go home. I read for about two of those hours. The other hour was spent in 'orientation' wherein the woman whose in charge of these things made jokes the whole time. For this, I was paid for a full day of work. Jury Duty ROCKS MY FACE OFF. Speaking of rock, I was supposed to go to a baseball game last night. I fucking hate baseball, so I wasn't looking forward to it. Then I went for sushi (sushi ROCKS MY FACE OFF) with Tony, and he said "Dude, fuck that. You should convince them to come to Philly." And I said, "What's in Philly?" and he said, "GWAR."
So I did just that. I called Liz and Meagan, and I said "Fuck baseball. Let's go see GWAR." to which they replied "What's GWAR?" To which I replied. "Wow. Nevermind that. We're going to Philly." To which they replied, "No, really. What's GWAR?" to which I replied "Trust me. It's nothing you've seen before. We're going to see GWAR."
So we did just that. And GWAR... GWAR ROCKS MY FACE OFF. But before that, I had to go to Kmart and return HrlyQuinn's air conditioner, 'cause it was the wrong thing. But they wouldn't take it, because I had no reciept. Kmart DOES NO ROCKING OFF OF MY FACE WHATSOEVER.
So I'm going to play Final Fantasy today. (I'm pretty sure the sushi place yesterday was playing the soundtrack.) a lot. And I'll probably go outside somewhere and finish my book. Chuck Palahniuk is the man. I'm reading Survivor. It ROCKS MY FACE OFF. So, incidentally, does Lullaby, and for that matter, the rest of his books do, as well. And after that, HrlyQuinn is gonna call, And I'm gonna go see her. She ROCKS MY FACE OFF.