What a fanfuckingtastic day.
So I went to work today and it was pretty quiet, so I started perusing one of my favorite B-Movie trashing sites, agonybooth.com. I stumbled upon a review that had me laughing for hours. Not only that, but I found the movie for sale and I'm absolutley buying it.
Are you ready for this? "Mr T's 'Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool'" I almost pissed myself at least four times while reading this thing. It's supposed to be a inspirtaional/motivational video for kids. I don't know that it inspired many children, but who cares? It's MR. T! Ok, now I'm not saying guys exclusively, but all guys like Mr. T. All of 'em. If you claim to be male and don't like T., I question the validity of your penis. THat's right. Why? Cause Mr. T is BADASS! I was talking to my girlfriend HrlyQuinn(you read that right. No space in there. Girlfriend. Officialness! WOO! ) about it, and she didn't believe me. Her little brother, who is too young for T and T, and WAY too young for The A Team, walked in the room in the middle of the conversation, and I said was "Waddya think about Mr. T.?" I knew what his response was gonna be before he said it. Because there IS only one response. "Badass.", he said. Badass is correct. T is my hero. A few choice lines from the movie.
Mr. T.: Everybody gotta wear clothes. If you don't, you get arrested.
Mr. T.: I'm gonna tehya a story about Jackie and, uh.. Ricky.
Little Girl about 6 years old: Who?
Mr. T.: JACKIE AND RICKY, FOOL!
(After slamming his fist into a huge bowl of potato salad and pulling his hand out covered with the stuff, he extends his hand to Jimmy.)
Mr. T.: Mo' tata salad Jimmy?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Mr. T. rocks my face off!
So then, as I was about to leave, I was presented with a problem the (gasp!) I actually got to use my brain for! See, most days, a retarded gorilla could do my job. But tonight I got an interesting problem that would take an hour to explain, so I'm not gonna get into it. Suffice it to say that I actually earned my pay tonight. That makes me happy.
Then, right after work, I went to Hrly's house and had a friggin blast. She's really an amazing chick. Mindblowing, really, seeing as how I had a crush on her in 7th grade, didn't see her for about a decade, and now she's my girlfriend. Funny, that.
And now It's time for bed.
So I went to work today and it was pretty quiet, so I started perusing one of my favorite B-Movie trashing sites, agonybooth.com. I stumbled upon a review that had me laughing for hours. Not only that, but I found the movie for sale and I'm absolutley buying it.
Are you ready for this? "Mr T's 'Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool'" I almost pissed myself at least four times while reading this thing. It's supposed to be a inspirtaional/motivational video for kids. I don't know that it inspired many children, but who cares? It's MR. T! Ok, now I'm not saying guys exclusively, but all guys like Mr. T. All of 'em. If you claim to be male and don't like T., I question the validity of your penis. THat's right. Why? Cause Mr. T is BADASS! I was talking to my girlfriend HrlyQuinn(you read that right. No space in there. Girlfriend. Officialness! WOO! ) about it, and she didn't believe me. Her little brother, who is too young for T and T, and WAY too young for The A Team, walked in the room in the middle of the conversation, and I said was "Waddya think about Mr. T.?" I knew what his response was gonna be before he said it. Because there IS only one response. "Badass.", he said. Badass is correct. T is my hero. A few choice lines from the movie.
Mr. T.: Everybody gotta wear clothes. If you don't, you get arrested.
Mr. T.: I'm gonna tehya a story about Jackie and, uh.. Ricky.
Little Girl about 6 years old: Who?
Mr. T.: JACKIE AND RICKY, FOOL!
(After slamming his fist into a huge bowl of potato salad and pulling his hand out covered with the stuff, he extends his hand to Jimmy.)
Mr. T.: Mo' tata salad Jimmy?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Mr. T. rocks my face off!
So then, as I was about to leave, I was presented with a problem the (gasp!) I actually got to use my brain for! See, most days, a retarded gorilla could do my job. But tonight I got an interesting problem that would take an hour to explain, so I'm not gonna get into it. Suffice it to say that I actually earned my pay tonight. That makes me happy.
Then, right after work, I went to Hrly's house and had a friggin blast. She's really an amazing chick. Mindblowing, really, seeing as how I had a crush on her in 7th grade, didn't see her for about a decade, and now she's my girlfriend. Funny, that.
And now It's time for bed.
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P.S. My brother sucks.