Dear Mary Prankster,
I think your music is fabulous, Watching you play it and jump around the little stage like a monkey is really, really a lot of fun. But honestly...
I know it's your farewell show and all, and you can have it anywhere you goddamn well please, but for God's sake, if I'd wanted to drive an hour and a half to see some crappy emo bands open for a musician I actually liked in the basement of a coffee shop where they don't serve booze and there isn't a place that even has booze in a thirty mile radius...
If I'd wanted to be surrounded by fifty 16 year old kids that are too cool to clap when you ask them too...
If I'd wanted to be home by ten o'fucking clock at night...
I wouldnb't have graduated high school.
Really, I thought you'd play for a little longer than forty-five minutes.
But you put on a good show, albeit short, and I'm glad I got to see you play, best of luck.
Love,
Me
I think your music is fabulous, Watching you play it and jump around the little stage like a monkey is really, really a lot of fun. But honestly...
I know it's your farewell show and all, and you can have it anywhere you goddamn well please, but for God's sake, if I'd wanted to drive an hour and a half to see some crappy emo bands open for a musician I actually liked in the basement of a coffee shop where they don't serve booze and there isn't a place that even has booze in a thirty mile radius...
If I'd wanted to be surrounded by fifty 16 year old kids that are too cool to clap when you ask them too...
If I'd wanted to be home by ten o'fucking clock at night...
I wouldnb't have graduated high school.
Really, I thought you'd play for a little longer than forty-five minutes.
But you put on a good show, albeit short, and I'm glad I got to see you play, best of luck.
Love,
Me
Ok, so after all this listening in and wanting to join their conversation to defend the poor father, I realized something: I'm getting old if I'm on Dad's side.
Damn kids these days got no respect.