So I was making coffee this morning, I accidentally knocked over my jar of Hell Yeahs. I was kind of a bummer, but no big deal, I just clean them up and put them back, right? Wrong. When the Hell Yeah jar fell over, it hit a glass of water and knocked it over. All of my Hell Yeahs got soaked, so I had to chuck them. Here comes the kinda fucked up part. I got all four high scores in one combo in Thony Hawk but I was all out of Hell Yeahs, so I had to use a Fuckin Aye Right. Then I watched Mythbusters and they ran two trucks into each other to see if they could flatten an European sports car. They didnt flatten it, but they fucked it all up. It didn't even look like a car anymore. I though it deserved more than a Wicked, but as you know, I was all out of Hell Yeahs. But THEN I was taking a fucking shower, and was attacked by zombies. I didn't have any weapons, so I had to flick all of their heads off with my towel. Not having had an opportunity yet to get more Hell Yeahs, I was forced to use my last Goddamn Right, Bitch. I just got off of the phone with my doctor. Apparently my semen doesn't just cure cancer, but if it's swallowed, it gives women x ray vision and the ability to fly. Please, anybody, help me out here.
Can I get a Hell Yeah?
Can I get a Hell Yeah?
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Hell Maybe.