"Life," he said, "is like a grapefruit."
"Er, how so?"
"Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast."
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akirali:
I'm a geek and proud 
despairfactor:
Thank you. I know, I should stop being a bum about it. I broke up with him! (as he clearly keeps reminding me). But yeah, thank you for caring... it really means a lot to me