doctorspooky

Well SCREW YOU CHRISTMAS! Im ready for you now, you hell-bent, hectic holiday!

I finally put up some Christmas lights today. Let me tell you its no fun being a non-conformist at Christmas time. It make you look bad if all your neighbors have big bright holiday displays and youve got nothing. It doesnt help either when you live on the rich side of town. *blah*

So I went through the list today



Lights are up. Check.



Gifts are wrapped. Check.


And the tree is decorated. Check.

Now lets see whats missing?



OH NO! I forgot to write a letter to Santa! Im fucked now.

But thats okay, I didnt want anything for Christmas this year anyway. Ive found that with my family Its best just to not ask for anything. That way youre never disappointed with what you do or dont get. Socks and ugly shirts? Bring them on! Useless car accessories? Hand them over!


Hope everyone has a Very Merry Christmas this year!


Now, Im craving some grub lets see what's to eat around here BEER and TOAST. Mmmmm. Looks like I need to do some shopping tomorrow.