Today was an interesting day. (as opposed to what Im usually up to that is)
After a long night of rough sex (I wish, I was up till 2:00 am reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix), I slept in till 10 oclock. Deciding I could no longer remain in bed I groggily made my way toward the kitchen to fix some grub.
Realizing there wasnt a crumb of cereal left in the house (well there was a few on the floor but I thought better of eating those), I proceeded to attempt to make pancakes (YUM!) for the first time in my life. Surprisingly they turned out to be not too bad, though a little tough, and lacking a tad in the fluffiness dept. I thought I did an okay job of them.
I had just sat down to enjoy the fruits of my labors when the phone rang. Hey whats up? asked my friend. Not much, just finished making some pancakes. I replied. He then asked if I was interested in a trip to Regina with him and his wife. Sure! I told him. ( I desperately needed my new comic fix)
He then told me hed be over to pick me up in about ten minutes. This left me with a dilemma of sorts. Do I finish my pancakes or go for a quick shower? I opted for the pancakes (I didnt slave away all morning for nothing), thinking that if I threw a hat on my head and sprayed on some cologne, I could pass for mostly normal. (hell at a typical comic book store Id be considered dressed to impress!)
So off we went to the grand ole city! And after passing the old stone school that _medea_ took pictures of last week, and avoiding a couple harrowing traffic incidents and a short stop at the Fort for DQ and my friends new Hustler magazine, we arrived with nary a scratch.
Our first stop was the Regina Humane Society were my friend and his wife were hoping to find a new dog. How depressing! All those cute animals and nobody to love them. I wanted to take them all home. There was one really nice and lonesome looking dog there called Cocoa, that if you live around Regina and need a dog you should really go see!
I even thought of taking Cocoa home, but Im not prepared to bring a dog into my life just yet. Maybe next time.
Next was Toys R Us where I satiated my current glow-in-the-dark kick by purchasing a King of the Dead action figure from the Lord of the Rings toy line. My friend bought some Transformers. (were booth such childish retards) At the checkout I was stunned to find Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and Ice Mice for sale! I stocked up with five boxes of beans and one box of mice. What a flaming rip-off though $2.99 for a box of jelly beans the size of a box of Nerds candy! But I couldnt resist I had to buy some. (I have absolutely no self control.)
After that we when to our usual Sunday Regina hangout, Phoenix Comics & Books, which may not be the best comic book store, but you cant beat the prices, the company, of free coffee! My friends wife then took the truck and when off to do the real shopping while we were left to blow our respective paychecks on worthless paper entertainment products.
Three hours, two cups of coffee and $60.00 later it was time to leave and go home. But not, I was told, just yet. It seemed we had to make a slight detour. So off we went to
Adult Source Video! For a married man with two little kids my friend is quite the pervert. I thought the Hustler magazines were bad, now I find out hes into porn DVDs too. What fun! Id honestly never be in an adult store before and to be honest the whole place left me feeling a little dirty. I like a little T & A as much as the next guy but the whole hardcore porn thing is just, to me, a little gross. Barbie doll bimbos splay legged with dicks in both holes just doesnt quite cut it for me. Yah maybe when I was 15 but I guess Ive matured. Not to mention the stupid things cost $40.00 each! Thats just crazy. But I didnt say anything, its not my place to judge others.
Then it was home-time for real, so off we motored back to boring old home sweet home. Where I checked my e-bay auctions, checked for new comments at this site (WOW! Six new ones!) had some supper and read my new comics (all three of them).
And that was my Sunday.
Sure beats going to church.
After a long night of rough sex (I wish, I was up till 2:00 am reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix), I slept in till 10 oclock. Deciding I could no longer remain in bed I groggily made my way toward the kitchen to fix some grub.
Realizing there wasnt a crumb of cereal left in the house (well there was a few on the floor but I thought better of eating those), I proceeded to attempt to make pancakes (YUM!) for the first time in my life. Surprisingly they turned out to be not too bad, though a little tough, and lacking a tad in the fluffiness dept. I thought I did an okay job of them.
I had just sat down to enjoy the fruits of my labors when the phone rang. Hey whats up? asked my friend. Not much, just finished making some pancakes. I replied. He then asked if I was interested in a trip to Regina with him and his wife. Sure! I told him. ( I desperately needed my new comic fix)
He then told me hed be over to pick me up in about ten minutes. This left me with a dilemma of sorts. Do I finish my pancakes or go for a quick shower? I opted for the pancakes (I didnt slave away all morning for nothing), thinking that if I threw a hat on my head and sprayed on some cologne, I could pass for mostly normal. (hell at a typical comic book store Id be considered dressed to impress!)
So off we went to the grand ole city! And after passing the old stone school that _medea_ took pictures of last week, and avoiding a couple harrowing traffic incidents and a short stop at the Fort for DQ and my friends new Hustler magazine, we arrived with nary a scratch.
Our first stop was the Regina Humane Society were my friend and his wife were hoping to find a new dog. How depressing! All those cute animals and nobody to love them. I wanted to take them all home. There was one really nice and lonesome looking dog there called Cocoa, that if you live around Regina and need a dog you should really go see!
I even thought of taking Cocoa home, but Im not prepared to bring a dog into my life just yet. Maybe next time.
Next was Toys R Us where I satiated my current glow-in-the-dark kick by purchasing a King of the Dead action figure from the Lord of the Rings toy line. My friend bought some Transformers. (were booth such childish retards) At the checkout I was stunned to find Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and Ice Mice for sale! I stocked up with five boxes of beans and one box of mice. What a flaming rip-off though $2.99 for a box of jelly beans the size of a box of Nerds candy! But I couldnt resist I had to buy some. (I have absolutely no self control.)
After that we when to our usual Sunday Regina hangout, Phoenix Comics & Books, which may not be the best comic book store, but you cant beat the prices, the company, of free coffee! My friends wife then took the truck and when off to do the real shopping while we were left to blow our respective paychecks on worthless paper entertainment products.
Three hours, two cups of coffee and $60.00 later it was time to leave and go home. But not, I was told, just yet. It seemed we had to make a slight detour. So off we went to
Adult Source Video! For a married man with two little kids my friend is quite the pervert. I thought the Hustler magazines were bad, now I find out hes into porn DVDs too. What fun! Id honestly never be in an adult store before and to be honest the whole place left me feeling a little dirty. I like a little T & A as much as the next guy but the whole hardcore porn thing is just, to me, a little gross. Barbie doll bimbos splay legged with dicks in both holes just doesnt quite cut it for me. Yah maybe when I was 15 but I guess Ive matured. Not to mention the stupid things cost $40.00 each! Thats just crazy. But I didnt say anything, its not my place to judge others.
Then it was home-time for real, so off we motored back to boring old home sweet home. Where I checked my e-bay auctions, checked for new comments at this site (WOW! Six new ones!) had some supper and read my new comics (all three of them).
And that was my Sunday.
Sure beats going to church.
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