NN2S and QC both go retarded for baristas. Like them I have a thing for those in the food service industry, but I get ridiculous crushes on East Side Mario's waitresses. Indian girl in Belleville and punk-rock girl in Whitby, let me whisk you away to my creepy farmhouse in the woods. We can flick baby mice at each other and ride bicycles carefully around the unmarked open wells in the fields. For a change, I will bring you carefully reheated and reconstituted meat protein and sugary beverages. Also, bread.
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deanna:
hashahahah fucking tweed. thats awesome. east side mario waitresses are pretty hot though...
bettymaepage:
Speaking as a former barista, its not an uncommon attraction.