WTF? I have to write a letter of intent to apply to school? I think I should just send a piece of paper with "I INTEND TO KICK ASS" on it and a picture of Bootsy Collins with my face photoshopped onto him. Autographed.
A reason I want to apply as a mature student? Because I'm old, that's why. I may not be mature, but I did burn off enough of my hair lighting the bbq to make it look like male pattern baldness (which is equivalent to maturity) is beginning its mature defoliation of my scalp. Perhaps not the best example of maturity.
There are no animal sounds coming from inside my house. The furnace is not making terrible noises. There isn't much of a draught. This "comfort" is unnerving and I don't think I like it very much. Bring on the attic monsters! THE PIG FACED WIG WEARING ATTIC MONSTERS. That scared the crap out of me, James Wan. The crap.
A reason I want to apply as a mature student? Because I'm old, that's why. I may not be mature, but I did burn off enough of my hair lighting the bbq to make it look like male pattern baldness (which is equivalent to maturity) is beginning its mature defoliation of my scalp. Perhaps not the best example of maturity.
There are no animal sounds coming from inside my house. The furnace is not making terrible noises. There isn't much of a draught. This "comfort" is unnerving and I don't think I like it very much. Bring on the attic monsters! THE PIG FACED WIG WEARING ATTIC MONSTERS. That scared the crap out of me, James Wan. The crap.
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My distance rant is due to a lack of getting some McSex with a side of McOrgasm... but sure, let's call it chicken.
Oh and James would be touched.