Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

doctorskinny

Canada

Member Since 2003

Followers 20 Following 16

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Tuesday Nov 30, 2004

Nov 30, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
My friend's little sister is in university now. Weird. Not weird like, "hey! you're legal now!" but weird like, "I remember when you were still abortable."

The most vivid memory I have of her, other than her going all Power Rangers on her older sister, was throwing a giant plastic stock car down the stairwell JUST as she managed to crawl into the trajectory of Tom Cruise's jump of doom. She saved Tom Cruise from a low pile carpeted death with her giant-baby sized forehead. I'm sure Tom Cruise appreciated it, but from the screaming, crying, flailing and general discontent, I doubt she understood the valour of her forehead's sacrifice.
jovanka:
LOL, that's the best one yet! WHY?? Because I was joking around on our way to Sanghai that next year (I swear, no kidding) I wanted a giant roast hollowed out with a bottle of Jack jammed into it with a candle sticking out the top as my birthday cake next year! So white trash but so cool.


I wish your friend had killed Tom Cruise.
Nov 30, 2004
tricks:
the kids who I used to babysit are losing their baby teeth. It's quite upsetting since I had to deal with them teething in the first place.
Nov 30, 2004

More Blogs

  • 06.27.07
    2

    Wednesday Jun 27, 2007

    Somebody cloned my credit card so I'm canceling my account until that…
  • 06.06.07
    4

    Thursday Jun 07, 2007

    ALL HAIL ZILTOID
  • 05.09.07
    5

    Wednesday May 09, 2007

    I went out on my inline skates for about 20 minutes last night and je…
  • 03.29.07
    9

    Thursday Mar 29, 2007

    Thanks for the good luck everybody! I got accepted to OCAD and will b…
  • 02.28.07
    8

    Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

    Photo portfolio interview with OCAD on Saturday. Wish me luck, fucker…
  • 01.26.07
    5

    Friday Jan 26, 2007

    My god, beef ribs are like eating steaks on a stick. I heartily endor…
  • 01.12.07
    3

    Friday Jan 12, 2007

    Read More
  • 01.04.07
    0

    Thursday Jan 04, 2007

    I MOVE INTO MY NEW PLACE ON SUNDAY! FUCK YEAH Expect some DoctorSkin…
  • 12.26.06
    1

    Wednesday Dec 27, 2006

    Read More
  • 12.18.06
    2

    Monday Dec 18, 2006

    Might be doing a magazine cover-shoot in January Moving to Toronto f…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
8
months
7
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,589 SuicideGirls
  • 1,128,123 followers
  • 14,901,364 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,341,349 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo