More than mice, more than neighbor's dogs, more than racoons, I hate the common housefly. Whenever it warms up to above zero degrees outside the entire house (and this is technically a 14 room house if I count the closet sized rooms) is FILLED with houseflies. It's infuriating. The buzzing, the flicking themselves against windows and most of all the stepping in piles of their tiny, little, crunchy even in milk, corpses.
I know what you're saying to yourself. You're saying, "why not clean up the flies when they hit the ground Doctor Skinny?" and I'd have to answer that with, "that's like trying to clean up the battle of Normandy" because it's exactly like that. The flies are ARMED TO THE TEETH.
I'm going to cover the entire house in flystrips. All of it. Every four feet there will be another fly strip. IT WILL BE LIKE DEATH HANGING IN THE AIR WAITING TO GET DEATH ALL OVER THE FLIES! DEATH, DEATH, DEATH, DEATH, DEATH!@#$%
(and more death)
My lense is fixed and I'm picking it up. Anyone in Oshawa want to get me drunk?
I know what you're saying to yourself. You're saying, "why not clean up the flies when they hit the ground Doctor Skinny?" and I'd have to answer that with, "that's like trying to clean up the battle of Normandy" because it's exactly like that. The flies are ARMED TO THE TEETH.
I'm going to cover the entire house in flystrips. All of it. Every four feet there will be another fly strip. IT WILL BE LIKE DEATH HANGING IN THE AIR WAITING TO GET DEATH ALL OVER THE FLIES! DEATH, DEATH, DEATH, DEATH, DEATH!@#$%
(and more death)
My lense is fixed and I'm picking it up. Anyone in Oshawa want to get me drunk?
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I seem to be leaning more and more towards the canon 17-40 over the sigma 12-24 especially after hearing many stories like yours.
And I want to hump the new lens.
The end.