doctorskinny

"The UK" or "how I spent my x-mas eve in an Eastbourne dance club with four santas, two cousins and a heaping pile of alcohol"

Dance! Dance motherfucker, dance!

Dancin'


Dancin'


Cousin drunk, me drunk, cousin drunk, some girl drunk


My cousin and I drunk off our heads on RedBull and Vodka post dancing. She has a thing for men experiencing male pattern baldness and "little people" so if there's any balding midgets/dwarves reading this, I can hook you up.

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I found an apartment in Toronto AND I'm getting a free bed from the current tenants! Hopefully the tenant's a nun. I don't want my bed smelling like sex and fat man.

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Note to self: use glass beads or walnut shells to blast the bike frame