doctorhellno

there is an empty role of toylet paper in my bathroom. It has been there for aboot a week without being changed. we have aboot ten fresh rolls in the closet. That damn cat has dragged her litter all over the floor, I would not go in there without shoes on.
Four days ago i noticed that there were only three coffee filters left. For the past couple days i have watched them decrease. We lost two in one day, last one yesterday.
On the counter in the kitchen there is a bottle of Chianti, and an improperly aged bottle of Irish Cream.
The wine will not last the day. the cream will continue down that long road twards the perfect undrinkalble consistency, and a smell that would enrage any god fearing Irishmen......