docteeth

I found out I'm going to Amsterdam in 2 weeks and believe it or not, I don't want to go!! Everyone that I mention this to has the same reactions ... "wow, dude that's awesome" "you gonna smoke a ton of weed" "get some hash" "prostitution's legal" .... blah blah, you know the same old shit that people would say. Although I'm not opposed to these things I am not looking forward to this trip because of the company I will be with. I'm going for business which gives the trip a whole different feel. Kinda like going to the strip joint and knowing your it's your sister's night to dance. I'm going to a city named Oss and I'll be there the whole time with Amsterdam 20-40 miles away wispering .... "come visit, come see me, you've wanted to your whole life, I'm right here, come do me bareback, these meetings suck really hard, just get up and leave, you can find another job" AND the icing on the cake ... I'm going through Paris for a day and won't have any time to spend there either. I just have to look on the bright side, when I get home (good ole U.S.A) I get to spend some time in NEWARK, NJ !! WOOOO HOOOOO. Newark will make up for all I miss out on in Paris and Amsterdam. Newark, ahhhh, good clean livin' , mmm mmm good

So bottom line, I don't want to go anywhere, I just want to sit at home in Massachusetts!!!!!! Boston will have to do!