It would be alright is someone in kendo class kicked my ass, in fact I would much prefer that. As it is kendo class kicked my ass.
Alright heres the plan
first we go to the fireworks store
then we buy some twine
with the twine we make little lassos and ensnare the squirrels one by one. Then while they are ties up we place the fireworks in the orifices of the squirrels, then we light the fuse run like hell and watch the fun.
first we go to the fireworks store
then we buy some twine
with the twine we make little lassos and ensnare the squirrels one by one. Then while they are ties up we place the fireworks in the orifices of the squirrels, then we light the fuse run like hell and watch the fun.
the squirrels keep stealing my thoughts
for the love of god make them stop MAKE THEM STOP
for the love of god make them stop MAKE THEM STOP
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delilahb:
damn squirrels.
billy8:
You don't have to set the boss on fire, but you do need to ask them to remove the cob up their butt once in a while. 
I jutht went to the dentitht and I'b thtill nub on one thide of by face.
xstarsxfailx:
Ooooh... That's no good. *schnoogles momentarily* Maybe I'll sick bondage girl pants girl on you to make you feel better... Bet you'd get the feeling back in your mouth right quick with her...
How many times do I have to tell you? Get off the damn nuclear warhead!! 
!!
!!
xstarsxfailx:
*sits in wheelchair holding up sign - will dance for food*
If anyone ever asks you to recite the kreb's cycle from memory heres basically how it goes.
Prep step
Pyruvate undergoes oxidative decarboxylation and is combined with Coenzyme A in order to form acetyl-coenzyme A. This step is catalyzed by an enzyme complex consisting of three parts. One has ThiaminePyroPhosphate as a coenzyme, the next has lipoamine arms attached to the lysine of the enzyme,...
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Prep step
Pyruvate undergoes oxidative decarboxylation and is combined with Coenzyme A in order to form acetyl-coenzyme A. This step is catalyzed by an enzyme complex consisting of three parts. One has ThiaminePyroPhosphate as a coenzyme, the next has lipoamine arms attached to the lysine of the enzyme,...
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it's the day after thanksgiving and you know what that means
I get to sing all the gaddamn christmas songs I want hahahahaha
I get to sing all the gaddamn christmas songs I want hahahahaha
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heresy2007:
The complexety is humbling.
thanks for the comment.
thanks for the comment.
apostrophenow:
The other day I heard the most ridiculous Christmas song of all time on the radio, "Snoopy versus the Red Baron".
Sample lyric:
The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine
And forced him to land behind the enemy lines
Snoopy was certain that this was the end
When the Baron cried out, "Merry Christmas, my friend"
An uplifting tune.
Sample lyric:
The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine
And forced him to land behind the enemy lines
Snoopy was certain that this was the end
When the Baron cried out, "Merry Christmas, my friend"
An uplifting tune.
These are the classes I get to take next semester
Genetics and cloning and microbes oh my
*glee*
ORGANIC CHEM II
CHEM-LABORATORY
CLONING & SEQUENCE
NUCLEIC ACID LAB
MICROB GENETICS
GEN BIOCHEM II
PHYSICS II
PHYSLAB
PHYS DISCUSSION
DEVEL BIOL & EMBRY
Genetics and cloning and microbes oh my
*glee*
ORGANIC CHEM II
CHEM-LABORATORY
CLONING & SEQUENCE
NUCLEIC ACID LAB
MICROB GENETICS
GEN BIOCHEM II
PHYSICS II
PHYSLAB
PHYS DISCUSSION
DEVEL BIOL & EMBRY
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apostrophenow:
You're an egghead,
maybe you can tell me why my eyelid gets all twitchy sometimes?
I thought it might be from persistent hassles from "The Man", but I don't know.
Someone told me I should eat more bananas for the potassium, is that right?
maybe you can tell me why my eyelid gets all twitchy sometimes?
I thought it might be from persistent hassles from "The Man", but I don't know.
Someone told me I should eat more bananas for the potassium, is that right?
billy8:
Just don't let going to school interfere with your education
150lb guy + 5x200lb guys + mosh pit= 
I can't wait for gluttony day, maybe I can replenish the tar that got kicked out of me.
I can't wait for gluttony day, maybe I can replenish the tar that got kicked out of me.
happy gluttony to everyone.
hey whats worse being wankers or being colonized by wankers?
hey whats worse being wankers or being colonized by wankers?
kushangaza:
not being a wanker, pretending to be a wanker
no she dosent go to school there, shes thinking about uw or lccc
thanks for the b-day though man it was a good one
no she dosent go to school there, shes thinking about uw or lccc
thanks for the b-day though man it was a good one
xstarsxfailx:
colonised by, definitely. of course this is coming from a northern irish/scotch girl, so who knows... *snicker*