ok, ok decay your 100% right.... kk last friday im minding my own buisness and taking a nice afternoon cruise on my sportster. what could be better right? so there i am on a lovely country road cruising at 50mph with a corn field to my right. im getting ready to down shift and make a turn about 100 yards ahead when this crasy fuck of a little bambi takes a leep of faith into the road right in front of my freaked out ass. naturally i slam on the clutch and brakes, hit the little fuck lose control and drop the bike... fuck me!... the bike slides over 60ft down the road... i slide over 50 ft down the road and that cute little deer ha ha ha it runs away unharmed(little fucker). so now im tumbling down the road my bare skin grinding against the asphault watching the world go crasy. finally i come to a stop and stand up... holy fucking shit... at this point i beleive i was more pissed then anything cause i was cursing like a drunken sailor and throwing my helmet and glasses into the corn field. oh and i was kicking my bike to. to make a long story short my bikes in the shop gettin fixed and i have more bark on me then the tree in my lawn. what a lovely fucking day it was.... moral of my story: if your driving down the road and you have a deer jump out in front of you do me one favor... hit that mother fucker as hard as you can cause it might just be the fuck that wrecked my bike. have a nice day all.
hlb:
its about fucking time you sac of shit. you are one lucky fucking bastard. anyway had a blast at the bar tonight talk to ya later.