doc_brietz

OH MY GOD!

CONGRATULATIONS!! I'm so stoked for you! You dawg!!

She's a lucky girl, and you're a damn lucky guy. You go get 'er, kid!

The crush just happens to be a dude on here.

So now I feel guilty for posting my lust/angst about Lap Dance Cop in my blog.. hense not mentioning the fact that we're officially going on a date in the near future.

I manned (womanned?) up and just said this:

"I'm a straight-to-the-point sort of girl. I'm thick as a two by four most of the time and oblivious. I don't deal well in vagueness or subtlety.

I like you. I'd like to see you again. Would you like to have dinner sometime?"

And he replied:

"I miss your tits. I'd love to have dinner, regardless of your fantastic rack. I'll let you know when I get free, and take some vacation time."

I was sooooooo stoked.

Anyway, enough of the pansy-assed gushing. I like your words inspired by the Black Eyed Peas.

What would be more inspiring would be a striptease to My Humps

I kid.. I know you're an almost spoken-for man. I wanna see a pic of this woman of yours!