It's 7:00am. I've been up for an hour. I was awakened by a blow to the skull and realizing that I was covered in blood.
I guess I sat up to pull the comforter up from the bottom of the bed. I turned over to lay on my stomach. As I was coming down toward the mattress, I hit my head on the corner of my low, sharp, Ikea headboard. I have a nice laceration above my left eyebrow. I am such the moron!
I am trying not to laugh, because everytime I do, the cut opens up and blood starts pouring down my face. But, it's so fucking funny!!!!
I guess I sat up to pull the comforter up from the bottom of the bed. I turned over to lay on my stomach. As I was coming down toward the mattress, I hit my head on the corner of my low, sharp, Ikea headboard. I have a nice laceration above my left eyebrow. I am such the moron!
I am trying not to laugh, because everytime I do, the cut opens up and blood starts pouring down my face. But, it's so fucking funny!!!!
I'll send you a to make it better.