Dear Cranberry Sauce,
Your sweetness pierces my soul.
I think I love you too much
Now I have to wrap you in plastic and put you in my refrigerator.
It's for your own good.
Love,
Muffy
Your sweetness pierces my soul.
I think I love you too much
Now I have to wrap you in plastic and put you in my refrigerator.
It's for your own good.
Love,
Muffy
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It's times like this that I question my love for you Dan. Cranberry sauce = evil!