dmuff

I just got home from work.
Turned on the TV and there was a soft-core porn on named "Busty Coeds".
First off, this title is false advertising.
The girls I saw were:
A. Rather small chested
B. Way too old to be co-eds
C. Were not in a school or dorm type setting

I caught the last scene, which was a girl/girl scene.
The only thing that interested me in this movie was that someone took the time to close caption it.
Now, I understand the need for closed captioning, but it was half assed.
Through out the entire scene there were exactly three captions...
1. Oh Yeah. Yeah
2. Ah Yeah. Mmmmmm
3. [moaning and groaning]

Wtf?!
At least they could have correctly captioned it, taken their time and done a good job.
There were some decent things being said, and none of them were done justice.
I am appalled and might have to switch careers to right this wrong.
God help them if this happens in "Busty Coeds 2"!

Jesus! I'm critiquing soft-core porn subtitles!!!!! I think I need a girlfriend and some sleep.

Amen.