The correct answer to the question in my last journal entry is...
Frosted Dutch Apple Pop Tarts
The Frosted Dutch Apple Pop Tart was considered the monarch of the pastry world for decades. He ruled with an iron fist, which many of his critics believed led to the coup that dethrowned him in the spring of 1990.
The pastry underground sent an assasin from the east, who, in a clever disguise, infiltrated the inner sanctum of the Frosted Dutch Apple palace.
What happened next can only be described as horrific and brutal. Here is an actual surveillance picture from the assassination...
Here are pictures of the remains, which were later positively identified...
The pastry world has still not fully recovered from this loss.
PS: Please don't let me Google the word "Pop Tart" again. Thanks.
Frosted Dutch Apple Pop Tarts
The Frosted Dutch Apple Pop Tart was considered the monarch of the pastry world for decades. He ruled with an iron fist, which many of his critics believed led to the coup that dethrowned him in the spring of 1990.
The pastry underground sent an assasin from the east, who, in a clever disguise, infiltrated the inner sanctum of the Frosted Dutch Apple palace.
What happened next can only be described as horrific and brutal. Here is an actual surveillance picture from the assassination...
Here are pictures of the remains, which were later positively identified...
The pastry world has still not fully recovered from this loss.
PS: Please don't let me Google the word "Pop Tart" again. Thanks.
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Wow...That is some crazy shit!
And I have to agree with ilovemybitchz...It totally looks like poop!