Hello babies !
Here is my life update!
I managed to wiggle and stretch my 5mm plug in, OUCHIES.
I miss my exboyfriend, WAAAA. But hey, he's actually a bastard so what the fuck.
The love of my life that is my best friend is poorly and I miss him and I want to cuddle his sexy little face off! but he's home next weekend, yayayayyaya.
I want my teeth whitened, my hair dyed dark, my hair extensions back, my tan done,my nails done, my thigh piece and my driving test passed. Then I'm going to pulling all the birds!
Work is rubbish, I have crawled under the desk 6 times this week to cry.
Today, my skirt split up the arse and revealed my naked bumcheeks to my colleague following me up the stairs. A group of Junior Doctors in hysterics found this brilliant. I wished I'd worn pants.
I have so much more to bitch and moan about. But fuck it?!
I've had the shittest week ever and payday is still like....1..2..3..4. days away!!!
I need money and love.
I need money to get love I think?
Anyway, here's a picture I found of me being the old DMOX. When I made men my bitches.
BE LUCKY BABIES XXXXXXX
Here is my life update!
I managed to wiggle and stretch my 5mm plug in, OUCHIES.
I miss my exboyfriend, WAAAA. But hey, he's actually a bastard so what the fuck.
The love of my life that is my best friend is poorly and I miss him and I want to cuddle his sexy little face off! but he's home next weekend, yayayayyaya.
I want my teeth whitened, my hair dyed dark, my hair extensions back, my tan done,my nails done, my thigh piece and my driving test passed. Then I'm going to pulling all the birds!
Work is rubbish, I have crawled under the desk 6 times this week to cry.
Today, my skirt split up the arse and revealed my naked bumcheeks to my colleague following me up the stairs. A group of Junior Doctors in hysterics found this brilliant. I wished I'd worn pants.
I have so much more to bitch and moan about. But fuck it?!
I've had the shittest week ever and payday is still like....1..2..3..4. days away!!!
I need money and love.
I need money to get love I think?
Anyway, here's a picture I found of me being the old DMOX. When I made men my bitches.
BE LUCKY BABIES XXXXXXX
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i try not to give advice save one: it's your life love, do what you will
I will continue to be adorable....muahaha :p