So yesterday I went out onto my front porch, and what looked like a chipmunk colored lizard squirmed off the porch, and into a hole to what I assume is probably the basement. Or chipmunk lizard land.
I told the tale of the chipmunk lizard (or chipmunk wizard, depending who you ask) to my band, and family. To show how he moved, I kept wiggling like a stripper. So I named the Chipmunk Lizard Wizard, Magic Mike- s, cuz he's small. Every time someone went down the basement, I told the tale of how they were vanquished by, or vanquished the chipmunk wizard lizard.
So there's probably a magic wizard dinosaur in my basement right now.