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So my 4yo has been asking a lot of questions about Santa lately, and I always answer them truthfully..

Yes I know Santa well. Yes, he knows what your doing all the time. Yes, he is fat.
(I can answer them truthfully because, of course, I'm Santa.)

Then it dawned on me. I always get sucky presents, but if I'm Santa, maybe I should get...
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Nothing sexy about this, but please vote for my invention. If it makes me rich I can buy all of you stuff off of your wishlists!

http://www.quirky.com/ideations/336537

Got a new hat for fathers day, pretty cool. I'll post pictures a little later.

Going to San Jose California on Business Tomorrow and Thursday, and... tomorrow is my Birthday..

Fun, Fun....

Anybody in that area want to help me celebrate, just send me a message.

Does masturbating 2 to 3 times a day make me a bad person?

So basically, if your a guy, it doesn't matter if other people have no proof of the absurd accusations they make about you, judges will believe them because all husbands must be crazy assholes that beat there children and wifes.

The long and short of it is that my brother has to have supervised visits with his children for 6 weeks before he can get...
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OK, So I need talk about this somewhere, so I guess this blog is as good a place as any.

So, my brother lives in Phoenix. He and his wife have been going through a bad divorce for a couple of months now.

Come to find out, his still wife (since nothing has been signed) died Tuesday night.

The saddest part was that there 4yo...
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Much drama at my company. Sometimes I regret being a business owner, it is a lot of hours, not a lot of money, and you are constantly dealing with disgruntled employees. I just need to write the novel and move out into the woods.

I have a headache so bad that it feels like my head is going to explode scanners style.

God I hope things get better for me soon.

2010, hope this year is better than 2009!